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We’ve written numerous times about Megan Fox’s alleged less-than-desirable appearance when appearing au natural. (Check out the Megan Fox without makeup thread, here.)

So it’s no surprise to us that Ms. Fox felt the need to defend herself with a series of images at her Facebook site, the gist of which are, “look ma, no Botox.”

It is, however, pathetic. Not for Megan Fox. Rather, as a commentary on her critics.

(By the way, please, no emails, boyos… yes, she’s wearing eye shadow! &tc. The photos were posted in response to allegations she’s using botox. Ms. Fox makes various facial movements in an effort to dispel. Sheesh…)

What is the big deal about celebrities without, makeup? It’s a repeated theme in coverage. We think it’s several factors:

1. Reporters, web-geeks, and open-source programmers love to show how clever they are. Check out the comments on Rihanna at various sites like the Destiny Forum and other sub-literate discussion boards. If you can see through everything, you can’t see anything.

2. Chance and nature. Who looks great first thing in the morning… or heading home drunk or high from a party — or, ulp, getting arrested?

Few of us. Sooner or later, some reporter or photog gets a glance at someone getting into a car, or squinting their face against the flashbulbs and — gotcha! — proves to the world that the world they pimp out for internet clicks is not what it seems.

BMFD.

3. Other women are jealous. We hate to say it, but it happens. Check out the discussion of makeup in The Last Picture Show.

Anyway, that’s our analysis. It matters, not because Megan Fox has anything to prove… but because the culture, and the aforementioned scum-bags, are exposed by their periodic forays into Makeupgate.

Ironic, that. What do some of these reporters look like, “without their makeup”? And how good do their motives look? You wanna make some posts, boys and girls? Ya, we thought so.

Megan Fox Fan Group. Makeup welcome.

Megan Fox without makeup — resources

Megan Fox at WithougMake.com

Megan Fox without makeup at ZeroMaekup.com.

Even as she prepares to dominate the summer box office, we pause to celebrate some of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s most compelling femdom images….

Including riding fetish, strap-on, girl beats boy, celebrity boot worship, girl whips boy, foot-slave fantasy, high heel fetish, female assassin, male doggie training, and leg and pantyhose fetish, to name just a few.

For a wider and higher-quality gallery selection, and regular updates on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and others, visit our Femme Fatale Fetish Group at Yahoo, below.

Femme Fatale Fetish — Deadlier than the Male

In like a lamb, out like a lioness.

2010 closed with grande femme dames like Sarah Palin, Helen Mirren, and Jane Fonda booting up their senior siren’s zen; 2011 opens with pop musicians in full force, with heartless bitch brats storming in to fill three of the top 5 spots for the ides of March.

Britney Spears has not only a series of new music videos to rival Toxic for their femdom artistry, but propitiously titles her new album Femme Fatale. Taylor Momsen continues to wow with not only femdom fashion choices, but a politically-incorrect sauciness that we like. Rihanna now appears to have the most questionable street-toughness of the three, but still knows how to walk, dance, sing, and act with males as her carpet, and oh does she look good in hose.

“Frailty, thy name is the Femdom Top 20 Power Rankings,” we wrote in February as Kim Kardashian soared to the #1 spot. She’s likely to spend much time in the coming years at that perch, but for now, Kimmy — herself a musician this month, at least according to her publicists — must hand over her scepter to Princess Britney:

1. Britney Spears. Keep an eye out for our forthcoming fan-worship galleries of Britney crushing males to death — courtesy of the Britney Spears Scissor-Dominatrix fan site at Yahoo.

2. Kim Kardashian. She’s changed her mind about Reggie Bush, BFFL Paris Hilton, and workout uniforms… why not exercise a woman’s prerogative about her uber-sexy silver-bodypaint photo set for W Magazine?

Not a bad month for Kimmy, but a spectacular month for Britney. #2 just means having to try a little harder.

3. Taylor Momsen. Young Taylor has the chutzpah and the Schtick… a cool dismissal of her critics and open use of sexual power that spells femdom all over.

She’s banging on the door packing pistols in her belt and, as well, her .45-calibre-high-heels… and it’s bound to swing open soon.

What Rihanna has done for the femdom pantyhose fetish, rock-and-roll Taylor seems determined to do for extreme fetish boots and heels, and oh, does she ever wear them well.

4. Angelina Jolie. It’s official: Jennifer Anniston pal Chelsea Handler confirms the enslavement of Brad Pitt by our favorite tomb-raiding Delilah. Word from Angelina sources is that Brad Pitt’s leash-holder will literally be killing him on film in 2011, a seduce-and-destroy scene (under her direction) that she’s looking forward to… and is many a married woman’s fantasy, no?

5. Rihanna. Chris Brown, along with a group of ball-gagged reporters, bite the dust with Rihanna’s release of the femdom triumph S & M.

It now seems distant, but is in fact less than two months old… but Rihanna has competition — see above — from many other worthy girlydoms as the Decade of the Disposable Male rolls on.

6. Cameron Diaz. The dumping and public humbling of Alex Rodriguez — the greatest choke artist in the history of the New York Yankees — vaulted dominatrix Cameron into the top 10 last fall…

Now she’s exposed A-Rod-less as CFNM again, this time at the Superbowl, reportedly feeding Alex popcorn while referring to him as a faithful “doggie.” Cameron’s the one who did it, and we salute.

7. Princess Fatale. We can’t recognize the artistry of, e.g., Britney Spears’s Don’t Hold it Against Me without paying homage to the barely-21 Russian brat whose own bridal-white to femme-fatale-black video helped pave the way in 2007… and who, indeed, egged Britney to return to the edgy disposable-male themes of Toxic in our 2008 cri de couer, “Stand on Your Man.”

8. Megan Fox. Femdom Woman of the Year Megan Fox hasn’t done anything much to cause a fall in the opening weeks of 2011. But not doing much to trample on males invokes the “snooze you lose” law of our Dominatrix Top 20, and so Morgan’s relatively quiet start to the new year inevitably produces a relaxation from her #1 ranking.

Watch for Transformers 3 (sans Megan), which is already ramping up the publicity machine for loser director Micheal Bay. We’re guessing the Fox-free film will not only disappoint, but expect a few well-timed Megan twitter posts and sexy photo releases to trample a bit on Bay’s lame hype machine in the coming months. To be continued…

9. Rosario Dawson. A lethal femme fatale in Sin City who says she can’t wait to bust some more balls in Sin City 2… our kinda girl, and on the rise.

10. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”

And the next ten:

11. Eva Longoria. The trampling of Tony Parker continues; you read the story of his cuckolding first here. She’s handled her own dumping of her submissive slut (yes, it’s possible to be both, as Parker has shown) with grace and style.
12. Lady Gaga. The first lady in PopDomInation needs no introduction or explanation. We’ve hesitated to place her in the coveted Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10 based merely on her femdom style and fetish fashionizing, but the new Madonna makes it close on these alone. Bringing a male or two to his knees in 2011 will undoubtedly find her gracing the single-digits often.
13. Lexi Sindel. The fastest-rising producer on Clips4Sale.com, with an incredibly wide range of femme fatale talents, and a decadent habit of reducing her male slaves to road-kill.
14. Sarah Palin. A quiet month for the Governatrix, as the male-dommed G.O.P. in Congress, now back in the majority, hogs the limelight from sister Sarah. A quiet month is normally a month of decline in the power rankings, and so it must be for Palin. But 2012 looms, with only a few months until the opening summer beauty contests. Sarah, smile.
15. Princess Stephanie. Co-founder of the Suicide Blondes. Advised recently of the fact that one of her male worshippers had jumped out a window at the TransAmerica Building in San Francisco while screaming her name, she asked, “And?”
16. Sharon Stone. The favorite femme fatale of femmes fatale. It’s revealing that her Basic Instinct role is so often imitated… most recently by Lindsey Vonn.
17. Nicki Minaj. The ambitious Baltimore rap singer surged with release of her first commercial album, and unabashedly fem-power remarks in December. A dark horse with potential to reach #1 sometime in 2011… and certinaly a possible contender with Lady Gaga as the rightful succsor to Madonna: Ebony Ambition.
18. Kate Moss. An increasingly avante-garde fetish artist, comfortable and commanding as Kate Moss dominatrix.
19. Lauren Santo Domingo bursts onto the femdom scene as “the new Lady Astor,” courtesy of Town and Country magazine. She’s already a style and culture icon… but now she’s cracked the Femdom Power Rankings Top 20.
20. Morgan Fairchild. You can’t go wrong with this classic femme fatale to bring the top 20 to an — *ulp* — finish.

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1. Kim Kardashian. She’s changed her mind about Reggie Bush, BFFL Paris Hilton, and workout uniforms… why not exercise a woman’s prerogative about her uber-sexy silver-bodypaint photo set for W Magazine?

While she was at it in recent weeks, KK filmed the commercial ranked #1 for sex appeal at the Superbowl; incited a jealous paroxysm from Kobie Bryant’s wife; and set off a controversy involving teen pregnancy that shows, if nothing else, that she knows how to bait the booboise.

Through much of 2010, we found it hard to take a reality television star seriously as a true star-quali-tee dominatrix. Then Kardashian executed a deft public humiliation of Reggie Bush, taping the U.S. football star as he begged to serve Kim again… and we remembered those lovely 2009 images of Bush as Kardashian’s pool-fool boy toy….

Frailty, thy name is the Femdom Top 20 Power Rankings, but for now, Kimmy is #1. Long may she trample.

2. Cameron Diaz. The dumping and public humbling of Alex Rodriguez — the greatest choke artist in the history of the New York Yankees — vaulted dominatrix Cameron into the top 10 last fall…

Now she’s exposed A-Rod-less as CFNM again, this time at the Superbowl, reportedly feeding Alex popcorn while referring to him as a faithful “doggie.” It’s a large leap, partly based on the fact that Rodriguez is so highly over-rated it’s nice to see him taken down a peg.

But Cameron’s the one who did it, and we salute.

Alex, maybe you need the steroids. If you experience an episode of intelligence lasting more than 4 hours, call your physician.

Cameron, back to your roots: Have your agent call Jim Carrey about the Damn Yankees remake. Whatever Cameron wants, Cameron gets.

3. Angelina Jolie. It’s official: Jennifer Anniston pal Chelsea Handler confirms the enslavement of Brad Pitt by our favorite tomb-raiding Delilah. Word from Angelina sources is that Brad Pitt’s leash-holder will literally be killing him on film in 2011, a seduce-and-destroy scene (under her direction) that she’s looking forward to… and is many a married woman’s fantasy, no?

4. Rihanna. Chris Brown, along with a group of ball-gagged reporters, bite the dust with Rihanna’s release of the femdom triumph S & M.

5. Sarah Palin. We thought Palin (pictured nearby, in her new politico-action-figure guise) had a weak 2010-year-end. But the voters spoke, giving Palin a solid top-5 performance.

Clearly, there may be something of a “Hillary Clinton dominatrix” phenomenon here: Men crave domination by a woman who, in addition to beauty and sexual macht, has real power as an entertainer, financier, or, politics…. politics being power itself — “the highest art,” per Aristotle, a famous male submissive.

And, there’s no doubting that Palin’s GOP increased its standing, and thus hers, in 2010, returning to a parliamentary majority in the U.s. Her use of boots, power blouses, and other femdom symbols, moreover, indicate that Palin is keenly aware of her potential to dominate the old male bastions by appealing to that classic center of male political reasoning and indeed all male thought…

6. Megan Fox. Femdom Woman of the Year Megan Fox hasn’t done anything much to cause a fall in the opening weeks of 2011. But not doing much to trample on males invokes the “snooze you lose” law of our Dominatrix Top 20, and so Morgan’s relatively quiet start to the new year inevitably produces a relaxation from her #1 ranking.

Watch for Transformers 3 (sans Megan), which is already ramping up the publicity machine for loser director Micheal Bay. We’re guessing the Fox-free film will not only disappoint, but expect a few well-timed Megan twitter posts and sexy photo releases to trample a bit on Bay’s lame hype machine in the coming months. To be continued…

7. Jenn Sterger. History will make it seem as though Sterger achieved minimal results: A slap in the wrist of Favre with a $50,000 fine, which is roughly what Mr. Limp-below probably would have paid for a single session with dominatrix Jenn.

Note, though: She exposed the hypocrisy of Favre, the NFL, and the NFL’s sponsors. (Women’s breast cancer awareness indeed.) And she did it while, appropriately, focusing mainly on her own career. Plenty for a continued top-10 spot for dominatrix Jenn.

8. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”

9. Britney Spears. Keep an eye out for our forthcoming fan-worship galleries of Britney crushing males to death — courtesy of the Britney Spears Scissor-Dominatrix fan site at Yahoo.

10. Eva Longoria. The trampling of Tony Parker continues; you read the story of his cuckolding first here. She’s handled her own dumping of her submissive slut (yes, it’s possible to be both, as Parker has shown) with grace and style.

And the next ten:

11. Lady Gaga. The first lady in PopDomInation needs no introduction or explanation. We’ve hesitated to place her in the coveted Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10 based merely on her femdom style and fetish fashionizing, but the new Madonna makes it close on these alone. Bringing a male or two to his knees in 2011 will undoubtedly find her gracing the single-digits often.
12. Princess Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s favorite feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
13. Lexi Sindel. The fastest-rising producer on Clips4Sale.com, with an incredibly wide range of femme fatale talents, and a decadent habit of reducing her male slaves to road-kill.
14. Rosario Dawson. A lethal femme fatale in Sin City who says she can’t wait to bust some more balls in Sin City 2… our kinda girl, and on the rise.
15. Princess Stephanie. Co-founder of the Suicide Blondes. Advised recently of the fact that one of her male worshippers had jumped out a window at the TransAmerica Building in San Francisco while screaming her name, she asked, “And?”
16. Taylor Momsen. It’s hard to see the torch passing to anyone but Britney Spars after that kiss — oh, that kiss — from Madonna. But young Taylor has the chutzpah and the Schtick… a cool dismissal of her critics and open use of sexual power that spells femdom all over. We can’t pretend she’s not top 20 material any longer.
17. Helen Mirren of Red remains a solid top 20 performer for the year… having bested former #1 femdom Megan Fox in the Esquire sexiest-woman-alive survey in a landslide.
18. Nicki Minaj. The ambitious Baltimore rap singer surged with release of her first commercial album, and unabashedly fem-power remarks in December. A dark horse with potential to reach #1 sometime in 2011… and certinaly a possible contender with Lady Gaga as the rightful succsor to Madonna: Ebony Ambition.
19. Kate Moss. An increasingly avante-garde fetish artist, comfortable and commanding as Kate Moss dominatrix.
20. Sharon Stone. The favorite femme fatale of femmes fatale. It’s revealing that her Basic Instinct role is so often imitated… most recently by Lindsey Vonn.

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It was close, it was fun. At different points in the voting, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Palin, and even write-in vixen Kim Kardashian had a slim lead.

At the end of the day, though, it was Megan Fox who took a solid win in a 5-way race for first for the prestigious Celebrity Dominatrix 2010 Fem-Power award.

And — we should note — it was Fox analyst (get it?) Danni Pandemos who (when the chads were loose and the tally very close) called the election first, and thus earned himself a guaranteed invitation to next December’s awards ceremony…

in what we’re sure will be an international television event, watched by more people than Lady Gaga has Twitter followers.

Click to view the final Woman of the Year election results. Meantime, here’s our take on the what, why, and how behind the who of the most dominant women on the planet, Megan Fox.

Vagina Regis

Save for a brief dip when out-surveyed by senior siren Helen Mirren, Mistress Megan occupied the #1 slot for much of 2010.

It was a full year for the femme fatale star of Johah Hex. The pose you see nearby, where Fox accepts the groveling submission of Director Micheal Bay, was taken in 2008 (MTV Awards).

But Fox publicists skillfully reminded the press of it this summer when Bay got chippy about his inability to come to terms with Fox for an appearance in the now-doomed Transformers 3.

She endeared herself to us over the summer when she spurned an offer from the producers of the rickety James Bond franchise — reportedly more than double their offer to the last Bond girl — on the grounds that recent female roles have been “too weak.”

Fox also has prudential business concerns about tying up her future schedule for a film, and payment, that may never be made.

Yah, dumb like a Fox. Instead, she’s appearing with Mikey Roarke, setting off a sensation every time she attends one of her stepson’s Little League games, and generally doing everything that Jessica Alba is not doing to appear smug and (Micheal Bay, take note) overly self-satisfied.

It’s also hard to forget her taut performance in the poorly written Western Johan Hex, which Fox (as she did in Transformers 2), frankly, saved.

Or even her appearance at the premier (nearby) in a slinky red dress that’s part Morticia Adams en rouge, part Jessica Rabbit, all Megan. (Right click for a larger version.)

But frankly, Megan Fox “had us” when she propounded her analysis of “vagina power” —

in a searching Cosmo interview that intelligently explored female domination, male servility, and Fox’s sheer glaminatrix joy in exploiting both.

Looking ahead, there are of course possible threats to her crown — perhaps from some even younger girlydom brats (Taylor Momsen, Ceara Lynch), perhaps from the 30-something crowd (Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian) and even the senior solon siren Sarah Palin.

But for now, we have met dominity and it is Fox.

Vagina Regis, thy name is Megan.

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