Celebrity Dominatrix

It was close, it was fun. At different points in the voting, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Palin, and even write-in vixen Kim Kardashian had a slim lead.

At the end of the day, though, it was Megan Fox who took a solid win in a 5-way race for first for the prestigious Celebrity Dominatrix 2010 Fem-Power award.

And — we should note — it was Fox analyst (get it?) Danni Pandemos who (when the chads were loose and the tally very close) called the election first, and thus earned himself a guaranteed invitation to next December’s awards ceremony…

in what we’re sure will be an international television event, watched by more people than Lady Gaga has Twitter followers.

Click to view the final Woman of the Year election results. Meantime, here’s our take on the what, why, and how behind the who of the most dominant women on the planet, Megan Fox.

Vagina Regis

Save for a brief dip when out-surveyed by senior siren Helen Mirren, Mistress Megan occupied the #1 slot for much of 2010.

It was a full year for the femme fatale star of Johah Hex. The pose you see nearby, where Fox accepts the groveling submission of Director Micheal Bay, was taken in 2008 (MTV Awards).

But Fox publicists skillfully reminded the press of it this summer when Bay got chippy about his inability to come to terms with Fox for an appearance in the now-doomed Transformers 3.

She endeared herself to us over the summer when she spurned an offer from the producers of the rickety James Bond franchise — reportedly more than double their offer to the last Bond girl — on the grounds that recent female roles have been “too weak.”

Fox also has prudential business concerns about tying up her future schedule for a film, and payment, that may never be made.

Yah, dumb like a Fox. Instead, she’s appearing with Mikey Roarke, setting off a sensation every time she attends one of her stepson’s Little League games, and generally doing everything that Jessica Alba is not doing to appear smug and (Micheal Bay, take note) overly self-satisfied.

It’s also hard to forget her taut performance in the poorly written Western Johan Hex, which Fox (as she did in Transformers 2), frankly, saved.

Or even her appearance at the premier (nearby) in a slinky red dress that’s part Morticia Adams en rouge, part Jessica Rabbit, all Megan. (Right click for a larger version.)

But frankly, Megan Fox “had us” when she propounded her analysis of “vagina power” —

in a searching Cosmo interview that intelligently explored female domination, male servility, and Fox’s sheer glaminatrix joy in exploiting both.

Looking ahead, there are of course possible threats to her crown — perhaps from some even younger girlydom brats (Taylor Momsen, Ceara Lynch), perhaps from the 30-something crowd (Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian) and even the senior solon siren Sarah Palin.

But for now, we have met dominity and it is Fox.

Vagina Regis, thy name is Megan.

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Early voting in our 2010 Celebrity Dominatrix survey — combining our three election platforms — shows a close race winnable by any of numerous candidates as of this writing:

Megan Fox 19%
Sarah Palin 15%
Angelina Jolie 13%
Kim Kardashian (w) 11%
Valentine DeVille (w) 7%
Queen Patricia 7%
Melissa Pentauk 6%
Jenn Sterger 5%
Hillary Clinton 5%
Ceara Lynch 3%
Not listed or “other” 8%
w=write-in nominee

Give us your opinion by taking the Celebrity Dominatrix poll at Yahoo —

or, the same survey at the Mistress Destiny Forum….

And of course, if we’ve left someone off the list, please let us know. (Undrneath1 at the Destiny Form suggests Ceara Lynch — and you may have others.)

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Director Micheal Bay has slammed Megan Fox yet again, but in the opinion of Celebrity Dominatrix, he doth protest too much.

Nation.com reports that Bay promises that Transformers 3, featuring model Rosie Huntington-Whitely will be “much better” than parts one and two with Fox.

Here’s the real story:

Bay’s investors have hit the panic button as most surveys, and internet traffic patterns, suggest that, in fact, the only thing that saved Transformers 2 was the presence of Fox.

“A Megan Fox commercial,” grouses one disgruntled Bay-backer, “would sell more tickets than we’re likely to see [for Transformers 3]. Megan Fox is Transformers… well, she was.”

Back at the MTV awards, when Bay was still hoping to sign Fox to more installments of the series, he showed his real opinion of Fox — and adopted a more appropriate posture, as well.

Megan Fox took an inevitable dip after a month atop the Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings, following on the incredible rise of senior siren Helen Mirren.

But you can’t keep a good femdom down for long, and indeed, as regular readers know, you’re likely to wind up under her… if you’re lucky.

All the recent press about her non-role in Transformers 3 just calls to mind for us the image of her with director Michael Bay — from the 2008 MTV awards, right — summarizing both her natural dominance and his submission.

(Right click for larger version. Photograph is copyright © Associated Press, all rights reserved, at reduced quality and size under the Fair Use Doctrine. Special thanks also to Hollyscoop and its perky story, “Bow down, Micheal,” here.)

We’ve no doubt it was Bay that Megan Fox had in mind when she told Cosmo how easy it is to bring the seemingly powerful male to his proper place in love, groveling on his knees before the female Goddess.

And it’s a good career move to transcend the tiresome Transformer franchise, and spread her wings, as it were, in what looks like a serious role with Mickey Roarke in her next film.

All of which brings Megan Fox back into the top 5, looking regal and triumphant. Still well shy of 30, she has many more directors and studio executives to trample on to come.

“It’s easy to control men. They’re boys – they’re easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand.” — MEGAN FOX

According to a Fox publicist and an MGM official, she recently kicked the producers of the James Bond movie franchise to the curb, spurning their offer to make her the highest-paid Bond Girl ever. “I want a good character, a strong part, if I’m going to be in the Bond series,” she told a friend. “I want a role like the Fammke Jansen role” — namely, Xenia Onatopp, who converts several males into femme fatalities in her romp through Goldeneye.

Megan Fox faces strong competition from Morgan Fairchild, Hillary Clinton, and others — but, for now, continues her solid run at the top of the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 Fem-Power Rankings.