Celebrity Dominatrix

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of September 15, 2010:

1. Angelina Jolie. Rising four spots as she begins the humiliation and destruction of Brad Pitt. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through. It appears “the process,” as friends call it, has already begun. (See our recent entry, Branded Pitt.)

2. Lindsay Lohan. You’ve gotta stay active to be a dominant woman, and LiLo has been active indeed. Our hopes for a Cat-Ballou-style rescue before sentencing were dashed, dropping LiLo a couple of notches over summer — but her comeback, especially the gracious but tenacious Vanity Fair interview, has brought LiLo nearly all the way back. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.

3. Megan Fox. Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex, and her recent relative inactivity, has dropped her to #3.

4. Morgan Fairchild. (Pictured, right.) The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation rises up to #2 (current power rankings), edging political pal Hillary Clinton as we begin our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series.

5. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.

6. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.

7. Jessica Alba. Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.

8. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

9. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to. And to check out her recent productions at Deadly Femmes — striking, sexy, lethal.

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions. But she’s clinging to a top-10 spot mainly for sentimental reasons; time to kick some balls, darling.

And the next ten:

11. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #1 and #5 above.
12. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur. Never returns our tweets or emails, adding to her Queen-Patricia-style allure, but we wish she’d call.
13. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”
14. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
15. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of August 3, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex makes her vulnerable to the ever-lurking femme now at #2:
2. Morgan Fairchild. (Pictured, right.) The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation rises up to #2 (current power rankings), edging political pal Hillary Clinton as we begin our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series.
3. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.
4. Angelina Jolie. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.
5. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.
6. Jessica Alba. Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.
7. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

8. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions.
10. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #2 and #4 above. But Eva’s been quiet lately, and so slips a couple notches from our last ranking.

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.
12. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.
13. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme.
14. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
15. Lindsay Lohan. Our hopes for a Cat-Ballou-style rescue before sentencing were dashed, dropping LiLo a couple of notches. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.