Celebrity Dominatrix

It was a solid month for celebrity femdoms, but a very strong one for femdom celebrities —

those creators at Clips4Sale, Men in Pain, and their own fetish member sites, who often set the tone for pop culture and higher fashion, even if the style mavens aren’t aware of it.

(Examples: Nicki Minaj’s use of the strapon, which she says she learned about in an online dominatrix video; or Angelina Jolie’s aplomb as a dominatrix assassin in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, culled in part from her time at several Los Angeles BDSM parlors.)

Hence we’re vaulting numerous ladies from the latter category up the Femdom Power Rankings ladder.

The whip is back this month, from Diosa and Krystall and Kalinda (tied at #1) wielding it wickedly, on through Tara Tainton (#5), Nicki Minaj (#9), and Goddess Lexi Sindel (#15), to name just a few.

1. (Tie) Latin Beauties in High Heels — Diosa, Kalinda, and Krystall. The Latin Beauties debut at #1, a Celebrity Dominatrix first (well, not counting our first rankings). The cold cruel whippings, OTK boots, trampling, and sheer sado-beauty one used to see at the Other World Kingdom is back, and available a la carte at their Clips4Sale studio.

We can’t pick between the three, and what’s more, we’re afraid to… so it’s a 3-way tie for the 3-woman creators of what we’re calling The New OWK.

Maybe they’ll have further instructions, though, in the forthcoming profile of these hard-hearted leginatrixes at our sister site, DieForHer.com.

4. Tara Tainton. Her portrayal of Poison Ivy makes her the top female assassin to take out Batman we’ve seen since Super Vixen Bitch. Apologies to numerous Catwoman and other entries we’ve seen online, but Tara’s tainted love takes the toxic cake.

5. Jennifer Lopez. Kicking Marc Anthony while he’s down, and groveling, she’s already been in a dating/flirting relationship with at least three post-cuckold males. But who’s counting? Certainly not J-Lo, whose cool $20 million for a few episodes of American Idol will probably exceed Anthony’s earnings through the year 2020.

6. Britney Spears. Britney’s black femme fatale dress stole the show at the VMAs. Which isn’t saying much… but still says something. Nearby, she demonstrates the future of female-male relations during her Femme Fatale Tour.

7. Lady Suzanne. Check out her video, Drink Poison for Me, for a Celebrity Dominatrix classic.

8. Nicki Minaj. On a night when most of the live performances were tepid at MTV’s Video Music Awards, Minaj’s video clip debut with Rihanna stood out (and stood on) their hapless male worshippers around the world.

9. Bijou Steal. A flurry of femme fatale classics has Bijou dancing her way back into the coveted Top 10.

10. Rihanna dominatrix. Redeemed, along with Nicki Minaj (above), at MTV’s insipid 2011 Video Music Awards (a.k.a., the Video Milquetoast Awards).

And the next ten:

11. Helen Mirren. We can’t stop watching her sexy-edgy Nazi-hunting assassin in The Debt. Helen can’t believe she bested Jennifer Lopez in a hotness contest… but we can.
12. Melissa Febos dominatrix. Whip Smart crackles with insights into the nature of man and his superior, woman.
13. Jane Fonda. Says her biggest regret is not sleeping with Che Guevara. We love ya, Jane.
14. Goddess Lexi Sindel. Setting the pace once again with her well-photographed series of Catwoman clips this summer.
15. Anne Hathaway. The second-best Catwoman for the month (see Lexi Sindel, above.)
16. Lady Gaga dominatrix. Slowly climbing back from an uninspiring VMA performance. When in doubt, Lady Gaga goes Top 20.
17. Zoe Saldana. Columbiana was terrific, but we’re not seeing the kind of follow through in publicity, interviews, and treatment of the male slaves in her life that would have Zoe shooting up the charts, rather than languishing in the middle.
18. Morgan Fairchild. All over the D.C. press, even as Barak Obama pulls a slow fade. Send Congress home and put Morgan in charge.
19. Megan Fox. Announced plans to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo. Megan, Megan: if you really want to off it, just off it… but there’s no need to respond to negativity from the fashion police. “Vagina power” means never having to say you’re sorry.
20. Angelina Jolie dominatrix. A fortnight without a new humiliation of Brad Pitt is a fortnight without sunshine… or a top 5 spot at Celebrity Femdom.

Honorable mention: Kate Moss dominatrix, Katy Perry dominatrix, Kassandra Leigh, Cindy Crawford dominatrix, Claudia Schiffer, Kate Beckinsale, Rebecca Northan, Cameron Diaz, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Taylor Momsen dominatrix. Ceara Lynch, Jane Fonda. Lady Gaga, Doda (Dorota Rabczewska) dominatrix, Paris Hilton dominatrix, Jessica Alba dominatrix, Michele Bachmann, Miley Cyrus dominatrix, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Ginger Lee, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Mistress T, Lois Griffin dominatrix, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan dominatrix, Nicole Sherzinger, Maggie Q, Stella Van Gent.

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Femme Fatale Fetish Group — Deadlier than the Male

LIKE SO MANY Disney-style brats gone bad, Lindsay Lohan morphed from lovable twin to worn-out cliche by the time she was old enough to be tried outside of juvie.  At least, that is the facile criticism leveled by flash-poppers and e-zine critics — none of whom, come to think of it, have as much talent as Lohan does in her toenail clippings. Welcome to pop modernity.

In fact, however, she’s demonstrated a real resiliency, and more than a little spunk, in recent years.  We’re prepared to say Ms. Lohan is becoming one of our favorite girlydoms this side of Megan “whoever has the vagina is in charge” Fox.

Here’s five reasons we just adore femme-dominatrix Lindsay Lohan:

# 1. It’s trendy to trash her.

For our money, she’s nevertheless made mostly good choices about the movies she makes — Mean Girls is a classic — and accepts the weasels she has to deal with graciously.  “It’s flattering that people want to know so much about me and want to take the time to make up that many things about me.”

Nor does she engage in that now-fashionable Hollywood pastime of bashing others to deflect attention from herself.  Compared to Britney Spears unfavorably as another pop star allegedly falling apart, Lohan stuck to her guns.  “How can you not like Britney Spears?”  Similarly:

# 2. She doesn’t take herself too seriously.

We loved Lohan’s femme fatale pose on the cover of Radar Online (upper right) several summers ago, poking fun at herself by modeling with tommy-guns and other instruments of death while declaring war on the paparazzi that have hounded her since her Parent Trap days.  At the same time, it was dead sexy — a Denise Richards hairdo together with a bit more saucy attitude and taut legs and tush.

And if you thought the cover was hot, you should watch the video of the shoot. Lohan vamps as if she’s quite at home with the gun, and seems quite comfortable with the idea of dispatching multiple males.

Also with Radar’s permission, we’re posting a clip of the video to the left, and will archive it against the possibility that the YouTube Nazis later decide it doesn’t merit space on their prestigious and intellectually rigorous site.  (Constantly plagued by the vagaries of YouTube, we’ll do our best to keep these videos up and running.)

# 3. She dates well.

According to multiple reports, Lohan’s latest love interest is supermodel Indrani — half of the respected lens duo of Markus Klinko and Indrani.  Indrani, 36, is un homme serieux, a Princeton grad, and a young lady with serious political and social ideas.  Leave it to Fox News to belittle the Indrani as Lohan’s “cougar girlfriend,” but we think its a nice match.

And as the matchup also suggests…

# 4. She doesn’t need men.

As she reportedly told a friend who works at one of entertainment shows, “men are superfluous.”  All the more reason, of course, why so many men find her irresistible.  The male species always wants what it can’t have, and what it can’t have, since the invention of modern birth control, high heels, cock-lock devices, and stockings, is woman.

This reprise (see right) of the classic Bardot pose from Lohan’s 2006 shoot says it all — the pantyhose, the crossed arms and legs. Everything combines to block male access and frustrate the male orgasm, or at least, rework it into a useful tool for use by intelligent females.

# 5. She enjoys herself.  BMFD.

A world with more Lindsay Lohans would be a world with more beauty, more parties, and more servile males, serving at the feet of the beautiful women who are partying on top of the servile males.

In the words of Paul McCartney, “and what’s wrong with that?”

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