Celebrity Dominatrix

She’s the Queen of reality television, and possibly, the hearts of Celebrity Dominatrix readers —

As we near the deadline of our year-end Woman of the Year femdom power survey, Kardashian fans (along with those of Valentine DeVille, Ceara Lynch, and some others) are putting on a strong write-in bid for #1.

The top image calls to mind the James Bond movie, Goldfinger. But in Kardashian’s femdom twist, the original “victim” has turned the tables… Her face is uncovered; the body paint is silver (or, the popular white gold)…

And Kardashian rises, Lady-of-the-Lake like, not to submit to power, but to determine and distribute it. She wields, if not indeed is, excalibur… Famale, calibur. Male, ex-.

Kardashian’s enslavement and public humiliation of Reggie Bush have earned major points in the Fem-Power rankings… but only our readers can decide. Click to: 1. vote in the Celebrity Dominatrix Woman of the year contest; 2. join the Kim Kardashin Worship Group.

Kudos to Vanity Fair for being the ones to get an interview with Lindsay Lohan, and kudos to Lohan for not taking the facile route of making a sniveling apology. If nothing else comes out of her recent turmoils than this, this alone places her even higher in our esteem… and of course, has helped her to surge up to #2 on our Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20.

But there’s more to be said after Lohan’s j’accuse, and the Mediacracy’s knee-jerk response accusation that she must be in denial — and here at CelebrityDominatrix.com, where we take our conventional wisdom with a dash of femdom defiance, we’re just the folks to say it.

“Everyone knows” that Lohan is addicted to alcohol, drugs, reckless driving, scissoring, and whatever other aholisms she is (as everyone also knows) in denial about.

But here’s a thought: What if the Hollywood culture is addicted to concluding that megastars and beautiful people are addicts, compulsive self-destroyers? What if the booboisie entertainment press, to borrow from Mencken, is simply unable to stop writing snide, thinly researched analyses, followed by Schadenfreude editorials admonishing stars to “grow up” and “get their act together”?

In that case, it may be the press and the culture itself that are in denial.

Lindsay Lohan has checked herself in for rehab on at least one occasion — was she in denial then? Or behaving like a responsible adult — at least getting herself checked out for a possible problem? Is everyone who gets an evaluation, an addict?

Lohan wore a court-ordered blood-monitor for several weeks, during which time she showed no signs of withdrawal — doesn’t this offer at least suggestive evidence that she’s not an addict, but rather, a kid who has partied it up a few times?

These are just some of the common sense points Lohan makes in her Vanity Fair interview, and we find them cogent. Indeed, mature.

We’re reminded of the masterful Tiger Woods episode on South Park — the sex-addiction-denial episode — where, of course, one of the ironies is that the whole addiction-relief counseling industrial complex is rooting for an “addiction” diagnosis because it wants to get its Danegeld for helping people “overcome their disease.”

Anyone who questions the group exculpation sacro-sanctity is, of course… that’s right… “in denial.”

Here, Lindsay Lohan has chosen to be like the boys at the end of the Tiger Woods episode. She’s not running under the “I’m an addict” excuse tent to absolve herself from blame.

The bottom line is this: In some perverse way, it takes more courage nowaday — a lot more courage — to “deny” that you are an addict, than to give in, cry boo-hoo on 60 Minutes, throw all the responsibility onto your addiction, sign up for the services of some overpriced treatment whore, and receive absolution from the arrogant priesthood of professional celebrity critics.

Good for you, LiLo. You need have no apologies, and, indeed, probably deserve an apology or two from others.

Discuss this article at the Mistress Destiny Form — and take our poll: Lindsay Lohan vs. the Booboisie.

“It’s easy to control men. They’re boys – they’re easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand.” — MEGAN FOX

According to a Fox publicist and an MGM official, she recently kicked the producers of the James Bond movie franchise to the curb, spurning their offer to make her the highest-paid Bond Girl ever. “I want a good character, a strong part, if I’m going to be in the Bond series,” she told a friend. “I want a role like the Fammke Jansen role” — namely, Xenia Onatopp, who converts several males into femme fatalities in her romp through Goldeneye.

Megan Fox faces strong competition from Morgan Fairchild, Hillary Clinton, and others — but, for now, continues her solid run at the top of the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 Fem-Power Rankings.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of August 3, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex makes her vulnerable to the ever-lurking femme now at #2:
2. Morgan Fairchild. (Pictured, right.) The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation rises up to #2 (current power rankings), edging political pal Hillary Clinton as we begin our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series.
3. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.
4. Angelina Jolie. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.
5. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.
6. Jessica Alba. Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.
7. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

8. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions.
10. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #2 and #4 above. But Eva’s been quiet lately, and so slips a couple notches from our last ranking.

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.
12. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.
13. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme.
14. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
15. Lindsay Lohan. Our hopes for a Cat-Ballou-style rescue before sentencing were dashed, dropping LiLo a couple of notches. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

Morgan Fairchild’s appearances on Search for Tomorrow (see captures, left) brought her the attention of New York television and Hollywood movie producers alike.

She played Jennifer, a confident, scheming girl who knew how to get what she wants with a gun or just a smile, but often, both.

Already visible was the knowing Fairchild sneer, with which she seemed to regard both women and men — but especially men — rather like a piece of sushi… something she could consume at any time at her caprice.

Essentially, it was a vixen-vitale version of many of Fairchild’s later roles, from Flamingo Road to Time Bomb, which made her the femme fatale fetish icon of a generation.

(By the way, please visit the official Morgan Fairchild site, and support one of her many fine charitable causes.)

Like so many males, the Search for Tomorrow role was only one of several stepping stones under Fairchild’s lovely heels. We’ll review some others in part 3 as our Morgan Fairchild dominatrix series continues.