In a wide variety of acting roles from cinema femme fatale to television seductress, Teri Hatcher has inspired foot, leg, pantyhose, and many other types of worship.
Still, one admired her aplomb recently as she moved from these scripted roles into that of a real-world, real-life boot-icon. This is more or less what happened not long ago at a Los Angeles event held to benefit the Amber Watch charity.
(All right, cavilers: it was a 2007 event that we just noticed a few months ago. Tsk, tsk. Are Ms. Hatcher’s high-heels any less deserving of a regular male tongue-rinsing?)
Hatcher was just moving onto the red carpet to style a simple v-neck dress — the color, an appropriately regal purple — when the desperate bootboy-wannabe hurled himself to the floor and began applying worshipful kisses to Ms. Hatcher’s soft leather riding boots.
Now there’s a househusband who knows a man’s place, too, is in the kitchen — groveling at the feet of his dominant wife.
HATCHER ISN’T ALONE as an in-episode or real-life femdom on the cast of Desperate Housewives, of course. Co-star Eva Longoria has reportedly cracked the whip on her kinky, submissive French husband, basketball star Tony Parker, whom Longoria treats in the bedroom as an eager but “fumbling schoolboy” (Longoria, during a 2007 photo shoot) when it comes to serving the needs of his dominant wife.
“I’m the teacher,” she told the press at one point during their courtship. (For a news report, click here.) Speaking to friends more recently, she added, “Tony’s learning — but he knows who’s in charge.”
Longoria’s recent poses for both Citizen K magazine and Mexican GQ ( for photos, click here) and Citizen K magazines, in fact, were meant in part to reassure friends in the Hollywood femdom community — such as Longoria mate Victoria Beckham, also a femdom — that her jock-by-day domestic partner knows who the crotch-sniffer is at night.
(From a vanilla press item dated May 19, 2009: “Friends of the Eva Longoria say she is definitely the more dominant person in her relationship. A source added: ‘Eva wears the trousers in the relationship and if she wants a baby, chances are that Tony won’t have much say in the matter.’ ” Click here for more details.)
Hatcher and Longoria. moreover, may only scratch the surface of Wistiria Lane Asphixiatrixes. Who could forget, for example, the guest appearance by Sharon Lawrence as dominatrix in the December 19, 2004 episode of the series, “Come Back to Me”?
Indeed, there’s enough material from the vixens of Housewives and their saucy screentwriters — led by Jeff Greenstein — to justify more than one installment of the Celebrity Dominatrix blog.
Meantime, here’s a little bone to chew on, tossed out courtesy of Mrs. Longoria-Parker. Want to see more? We won’t try to whip it out of you, boys. But you might have to join Tony on the floor and bark like a dog.
Eva Longoria’s April 6 appearance on Letterman has won raves from Cosmopolitan (“Sexy…”) to OK Magazine (“no wonder Dave couldn’t stay focused”)…
