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The world’s 20 most dominant women as of December 15, 2010:

1. Angelina Jolie. It’s official: Jennifer Anniston pal Chelsea Handler confirms the enslavement of Brad Pitt by our favorite tomb-raiding Delilah. Time to expose him publicly, Angelina.

2. Jenn Sterger. Jenn Sterger (nearby, perhaps as a riding mistress to an emerging ponyboy) continues her climb as the gal who melted former iron-man Brett Favre… and exposed the hypocrisy of Roger “please guzzle beer responsibly” Goodell, with his opportunistic pimping of Women’s Breast Cancer Month.

Her above-the-fray approach and shrewd strategy throughout bespeaks good legal advice, but also, the fact that she’s a much better quarterback from the neck up than Favre himself. As much as anyone else, she put an end to Favre’s, ahm, “streak.”

3. Lindsay Lohan. LiLo surged to #1 after her unabashed femme fatale fetish role in Machete — and the humilation of her pathetic cuckold father. She slips to #3 only on the strength of Angelina Jolie’s increasingly public assertion of dominance over Brad Pitt, and the impending destruction of Brett Favre (see above.)

4. Megan Fox. Vagina power dropped briefly out of the top 10, as Megan Fox lost a celebrity-femdom survey to Helen Mirren (and by a decisive 2-1 margin) as the sexiest woman alive. But she surges back into the top 10 as submissive director Micheal Bay falls to his knees in Megan worship and admits his enslavement to close friends.

5. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. (Seen nearby, mounting the OWK throne.) We pause to salute her as she reportedly prepares to step down as CEO of the Other World Kingdom, the femdom vanguard she founded more than a decade ago.

Click for Domme Dietrich’s tribute to Queen Patricia, and for a similar OWK toast from Godddess Lilith. Women over men, indeed.

6. Cameron Diaz. The dumping and public humilation of Alex Rodriguez — the greatest choke artist in the history of the New York Yankees — vaults dominatrix Cameron into the top 10. She’s crushed an over-rated celebrity male submissive with elegance and femdom grace.

7. Britney Spears. Keep an eye out for our forthcoming fan-worship galleries of Britney crushing males to death — courtesy of the Britney Spears Scissor-Dominatrix fan site at Yahoo.

8. Eva Longoria. The trampling of Tony Parker continues; you read the story of his cuckolding first here.

9. Morgan Fairchild. The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation remains in the top 10, but needs a news item to get back to number 1.

10. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman, a future Sarah Palin dominatrix. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office. Meantime, however, her party’s trouncing of the whimpy Obama Democrats in America’s off-year election certainly brings the Yankee Margaret Thatcher up a few slots, to #17. Keep it up, girl.

And the next ten:

11. Helen Mirren of Red remains a solid top 20 performer, having bested former #1 femdom Megan Fox in the Esquire sexiest-woman-alive survey in a landslide.
12. Melissa Pentauk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur. Never returns our tweets or emails, adding to her Queen-Patricia-style allure, but we wish she’d call.
13. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”
14. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
15. Christina Aguilera. Her soon-to-be-ex husband apparently sent more than 5 dozen text messages begging for Christina to accept him as a slave-cuckold. More to come, and certainly enough, combined with Burlesque, to return Christina to the Top 20. More to come on her lesbian vacation to cuckold slave-husband Jordan.
16. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
17. Maggie Q. The new La Femme Nikita and, judging from massive reader response to our one post on her, possibly the most fatale. Don’t forget to join the new Maggie Q fan group.
18. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Left, courtesy of M-Moeslund.DK, all rights reserved.) Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have we. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the heartless bitch die-for-me vixen of Cruel Intentions…. the femme fatale of the 1990s.
19. Taylor Momsen. It’s hard to see the torch passing to anyone but Britney Spars after that kiss — oh, that kiss — from Madonna. But young Taylor has the chutzpah and the Schtick… a cool dismissal of her critics and open use of sexual power that spells femdom all over. We can’t pretend she’s not top 20 material any longer.
20 Teri Hatcher. It’s impossible to forget the boot worship from one Holywood exec; the domination of Jay Leno in his Teri Hatcher ass-worship session; or the lesbian kiss with Eva Longoria. Legs, legs, legs — and, well, more legs.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of July 11, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. (Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. We feel a future post coming on.)
2. Hillary Clinton. (Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.)
3. Morgan Fairchild. (Consistently in the top 5 of woman men would love to be dominated by, for a generation.)
4. Angelina Jolie. (Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.)
5. Lucy Liu. (From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.)
6. Jessica Alba. (Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.)
Domme Dietrich. (She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.)
8. Eva Longoria. (At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #2 and #4 above.)
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com)
10. Britney Spears. (Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since ).

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Penteuk. (Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.)
12. Lindsay Lohan. (She is everywhere.)
13. Stella Van Gent. (Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.)
14. Cameron Diaz. (See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!)
15. Princess Nikita Fatale. (2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com.)
16. Sophie Marceau. (That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.)
17. Sharon Stone. (Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?)
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. (Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.)
19. Christina Aguilera. (That kiss. Oh, that kiss.)
20. Sarah Palin. (We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.)

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.