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1. (Tie) Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz.

What better place for two dominant females to battle it out than on the set for their new work in progress, What to expect when you’re expecting?

How about here, atop the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20?

Jennifer Lopez’s strong summer continues, with Marc Anthony begging for another chance while J-Lo spurns him, and Cammy’s made up for allowing that dufus Alex Rodriguez to hang around her by publicly mocking the idea she would ever bear his children.

The two have reportedly been cool, if not downright contemptuous, towards one another while filming in Atlanta. “It’s war,” writes GulfNews.com. The bitches are just going to have to settle this fight on their own… we’re too scared to intervene.

3. Anne Hathaway. Basically, one photo of Hathaway as Catwoman has come out… and yet, within days, Clips4Sale was flooded with Batman-assassination videos from Mistress T, Goddess Celine, Ceara Lynch, Lexi Sindel, and numerous other favorites. What more could you ask for?

4. Zoe Saldana. Sizzling in Columbiana, the critics say. Awright, awright… we’ve not seen it yet. That’s her from The Losers nearby.

5. Helen Mirren. Sparkling and hard-edged sexy in her new release, The Debt. She can’t believe she bested Jennifer Lopez in a hotness contest… but we can.

6. Michele Bachmann. We can’t stop watching her 2009 appearance as a sycophantic loofah-slave Bill O’Reilly grovels at Bachman’s feet (in a fair and balanced way, of course).

7. Angelina Jolie dominatrix. A fortnight without a new humiliation of Brad Pitt is a fortnight without sunshine… or a top 5 spot at Celebrity Femdom.

8. Kate Moss dominatrix. Lavish wedding outdoes Kim Kardashian for a-list celebrities and taste alike. See her on the September Vogue cover and druel.

9. Rihanna. Distinguished herself by not embarrassing herself at MTV’s incredibly weak Video Music Awards (a.k.a., the Video Milquetoast Awards). It’s more than Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, or Beyonce can say.

10. Britney Spears. Passable at the VMAs… the MTV Britney-Spears-worship video tribute salvaged something for the show, and that’s, well, something.

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Febos dominatrix. Whip Smart crackles with insights into the nature of man and his superior, woman.
12. Katie Holmes dominatrix. Leggy on Letterman. In a dreary August, that’s enough. Besides, we’ve been digging through some of her old interviews with Tom Cruise, and coming up with a lot of evidence of a femdom/malesub relationship. More to come.
13. Bijou Steal. A string of femme-fatale inspirational videos have her right back in the Femdom Power Rankings.
14. Kassandra Leigh. We’re enthralled by her Enthralled in death video clip, avante garde in look and style. The dead-sexiest goth chick we’ve seen this side of Athena Fatale.
15. Taylor Momsen dominatrix. Confession that she doesn’t shower regularly calls in the usual Celebwatching Style Nazis, but hey, she’s a busy woman, and yes, she perspires. Breathe her musk, lick the drops of sweat off the floor, and thank her for the privilege, sluts.
16. Lady Suzanne. Surging into the Top 50 studios at Clips4Sale, where she belongs.
17. Nicki Minaj. We were disappointed with Nicki at the VMAs, but that’s because we’ve come to expect a lot from her.
18. Kate Beckinsale. Stuck in the teens until those Total Recall set captures start leaking. We can’t wait.
19. Megan Fox. Announced plans to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo. Megan, Megan: if you really want to off it, just off it… but there’s no need to respond to negativity from the fashion police. “Vagina power” means never having to say you’re sorry.
20. Katy Perry dominatrix. All we can say is, there’s a makeup artist and a fashion designer, somewhere, that managed to make Katy Perry look mediocre.

Honorable mention: Cindy Crawford dominatrix, Claudia Schiffer, Morgan Fairchild, Rebecca Northan, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Ceara Lynch, Jane Fonda. Lady Gaga, Doda (Dorota Rabczewska) dominatrix, Paris Hilton dominatrix, Jessica Alba dominatrix, Ginger Lee, Miley Cyrus dominatrix, Goddess Lexi Sindel, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Mistress T, Lois Griffin dominatrix, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan dominatrix, Nicole Sherzinger, Maggie Q, Stella Van Gent.

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Alex Rodriguez, the unstable New York Yankee who has effectively been seduced into a state of frenzy by actress Cameron Diaz, has begun talking to Diaz and others about retiring from baseball — at the end of this year, or possibly even in the coming weeks.

Neither A-Rod, who is just beginning to rehabilitate from mid-season surgery, Diaz, or their official representatives would comment on this report. But it comes from a reliable source who works on Cameron’s promotional tours — who’s proven highly accurate in reporting on Cameron’s whipping of A-Rod, predicting breakups and reconciliations, and details, that came out in the mainstream press only weeks or months later.

The nominal reason given to Cameron, according to this source, is that “it would enable him to marry her and spend time with her while she continues to act in movies and promote them.”

It’s true that Rodriguez is thinking partly about his relationship with Diaz. A-Rod has flown into fits of inadequacy and jealousy when hearing media reports about Diaz’s flirting with males like co-star and ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

Still, Diaz, who, ironically has been portrayed as trying to push A-Rod into marriage in some tabloids, reportedly takes this with a grain of salt, particularly as to his motives. And she continues to have little or no interest in marriage, either in general or with the unpredictable Rodriguez.

The other factors:

— A-Rod’s pursuit of Cameron has led him into a “star-struck mentality” that has gotten him into trouble with teammates and with Major League baseball. He may face an MLB suspension for his continuation in various celebrity poker games. The effort to “prove himself” to Cameron while she jets around the globe pursuing her own career, however, has made him even more frantic about his ineffectual output at the plate.

— A-Rod is afraid he “just doesn’t have it any more.” As the Mickey says in the Rocky series, “women weaken legs.” Now Rodriguez has had another surgery, this one mid-year, with more buzz about his personal life and more pressure given it’s the weakest year of his career.

September and October lie ahead, but clutch time has been choke time for Alex, witness the snide nickname given him by baseball aficionados, “Mr. April.”

With the daunting challenge of recovering from surgery, and the inability to use steroids to speed his swing and his recuperation, not to mention the need to chase after the aloof Cameron, Rodroguez is feeling real doubts about his ability to, ahm, perform.

“It’s all too much for A-Rod,” our source says. Indeed. A-Rod’s history suggests one of an acute fear of failure, and an obsession with how he’s viewed. “If he quits, there won’t be any more criticism, and he can pursue Cameron,” our source concludes.

How can this even be possible, considering A-Rod is chasing the all-time home run record of Barry Bonds? As that name suggests, there may not be much point in completing the challenge.

Rodriguez is convinced — probably rightly — that even if he does succeed in breaking the record, he’ll get no credit for doing so from fans or the press, because of his documented, and probably extensive, use of steroids in the past.

And he’s by no means confident he can even do so, coming in the midst of a career-low season for home runs per at bat and his growing obsession with Cameron Diaz.

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Bad Teacher is playing to mixed reviews from theater critics, but intelligent New York Yankee fans have already started to realize that Cameron Diaz may be the puppet-master when it comes to the performance of one of the team’s critical players, third baseman and Diaz plaything Alex Rodriguuz.

On-screen Cameron? Karina Longworth sees Diaz’s ordeal in Teacher as a betrayal of feminist ideals. Her character is punished by a male-dominated system, for wanting a rich man to take care of her. Manohla Dargis, meanwhile, (the The New York Times) counters that Diaz herself is liberated by playing such a crass, comic character.

Dargis may have it right when it comes to fitting this film into Daiz’s career. While her cinematic seductress may fail in the first instance, her reality-show role as Delilah is doing just nicely. Last fall, she began a cuckolding-breakup scene with Alex just as the Yankees hit the post-season; Rodriguez collapsed, as did the Yanks in their A.L. championship series.

Earlier this year, Cameron again pressed the aloof button, sending Alex into a 30-game, 2-homer, .220 batting average tailspin while she flirted with co-stars and ex-boyfriends in London.

Yet once she and Alex held hands again and started shopping for art in Florida, the self-doubting narcissist (A-Rod) has recovered to bat above .350 over a 20-game span and start socking the long-ball with authority again.

As if to celebrate her successful enslavement of Rodriguez, Diaz recently re-enacted their famous eat-out-of-my-hand popcorn scene (from the 2011 Superbowl) in a recent appearance on David Letterman. Letterman, a well-known celebrity male submissive, played the part of eager lapdog with relish, acting out the role A-Rod now serves in real life.

(See image nearby, copyright CBS. Enjoy clips from the David Letterman show from CBS, here. Reproduced under the Fair Use Doctrine at reduced quality from the original. And look at those sexy legs and heels. Cameron certainly knows how to use them. Maybe next time she should have A-Rod or Letterman eat popcorn out of her shoe…)

An astute observer at the BleacherReport, linking A-Rod’s hot streaks and slumps over the last several years in correlation to his dating activities, notes:

Rodriguez is the type of guy who just needs constant love. One the pressure starts to weigh on him, that’s it, he’s done—and even worse, so are the Yanks.

(“New York Yankees Fans Need Cameron Diaz to Get Back with Alex Rodriguez,” June 20.)

Sounds a lot like “recline yourself; resign yourself; you’re through,” as the vamp puts it in Damn Yankees. It’s a role we’ve advocated for months for Diaz (as Lola) in the Damn Yankees remake, with Jim Carrey and director Todd Graff, gets steam.

But whether she gets the role of manipulative femdom in the film, Cameron Diaz may be doing Lola one better. She’s playing out the locker room scene in real life on puppet A-Rod. And this time, whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.

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It’s total turmoil this week for Femdom Power. Maybe those hot summer breezes and flash storms have finally started to steam things up.

But whatever the cause, June’s month-end rankings feature four first-time entrants to the top 20; the highest-ranked first-time entrant ever in #3 Maya Fox, the new owner of Clips4Sale.com; and a thunderstorm of change which has seen Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Lexi Sindel, Megan Fox, and other recent #1 femdoms plummet like a 2009 bank stock — in some cases out, of the power rankings altogether.

And of course, topping them all is new (and first time) #1 Celebrity Dominatrix Jennifer Aniston, seen nearby from the cover of Marie Claire. (Subscribe to Marie Claire, here.)

She out-hotted Brooklyn Decker in Just Go With It, out-slugged it in the action thriller Bounty Hunter, and is now out-femdoming the world both in the cinema (Horrible Bosses) and real life (finally settling down to a nice home-wrecking relationship like long-time quasi-rival Angelina Jolie.)

There’s a strong challenge from such brats as the aforementioned Fox and Nicki Minaj, and an ever-looming presence in female executioner Taylor Momsen… the Anakin Skywalker of girlydoms, who won’t even turn 18 until July 26 (careful, boys, it might not be legal to die for her in some states.)

But for now, the MILFs rule, with a fascinating 1-2 battle looming between Jen and Angelina as the hurricanes prowl, the cougars roar, and the summer gets hot, hot, hot.

1. Jennifer Anniston. Recently acquired a first tattoo — on her right foot — in honor of her dog. No word on whether her left foot will soon sport a little tribute to her other dog, the boytoy she lured out of a 14-year relationship, Justin Theroux…. but naturally we like the new femdom Jen. Don’t get mad at Angelina Jolie — destroy a few males.

2. Angelina Jolie. The cuckolding and enslavement of Brad Pitt continues. You read about it in the Star and In Touch this month; you read about it at Celebrity Dominatrix over the last couple of years.

3. Nicki Minaj. Reportedly in a growing squabble over her opening act for Britney Spears’s Femme Fatale tour… Nicki keeps going over the time budget, infuriating Britney. As much as we love BritBrit, from what we’ve seen of the tour so far, it definitely needs more Minaj, not less. Hopefully she brought some of her dungeon equipment along, otherwise this could be a long, boring road trip.

4. Cameron Diaz. Cameron’s casual flirtations with such co-stars as ex-BF Justin Timberlake (see photo, right) are driving Alex Rodriguez to fits of jealousy and inadequacy.

Any minute now, we expect an email from Damn Yankees director Todd Graff casting for Cameron Diaz as Lola. Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.

5. Ginger Lee. Falling off a bit, now that the roasting of Weiner is winding down. What do you call one male congressman ruined by a porn star? A good start.

6. Nicole Sherzinger. Faith Hill (Sunday night NFL lead-in) is now the star of the second sexiest video sendoff in sports… and it’s a distant second, to Nicole’s recent and riveting introduction to the NBA playoffs.

If Major League Baseball had half a brain or more, it would be signing Scherzinger up for a 7-figure deal to cut a music video intro for the U.S. national passtime…. but it doesn’t. Nicole Scherzinger could sex up a golf tournament.

7. Maya Fox. Surges to the top 5 studios, with up to 10 singles hits in the top 50 videos (so far), at Clips4Sale.com…. in less than 10 days. Meet her and find out about her own fetish interests, and plans for your demise, in the DieForHer.com profile and Q & A, “Maya Fox: Femme Brat-ale.”

9. Taylor Momsen. The countdown begins: Taylor Momsen 18th Birthday Party watch (July 26), ready to celebrate a bad girl gone badder. Careful, boys: Until then, dying for Taylor Momsen’s amusement may be illegal in some states.

9. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. A sizzling debut in Moscow in the photo call for Transformers III. And do enjoy her 2010 femdom commercial for Agent Provocateur.

10. Rihanna. Where can a woman vault to #1 from # 20 in two weeks — and then tumble to #10 two weeks later? Only, so far as we know, in the Femdom Celebrity Power Rankings.

And the next ten:

11. Jennifer Lopez. JLo has been back in full femdom groove for more than a year; check out her latest femdom music video at fatale femmes (below.)
12. Rosario Dawson. Her lobbying appearances in Washington, DC for economic relief command respect, and wagging tongues. A future #1 waiting to happen.
13. Lady Suzanne. Czech dominatrix (nearby, left) orders husband to sign away his life and drink poison; he does; her reaction: “And?”
14. Britney Spears. Britney’s hold on a top 20 spot is very tenuous… but the Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour looms ahead, hopefully.
15. Lady Gaga. We make this pick with little conviction, but await hopefully any signs of a Gaga Femdom revival.
16. Bijou Steal. Incredible as female assassin who done in James Bond; she’s gone back to work on a new femme fatale classic, “Cum and die!”
17. Sarah Palin. Doing almost nothing to raise her standing… but she’s not in the race yet, which, compared to her fellow Republicans, makes her look positively resurgent.
18. Ceara Lynch. Becoming the Sweeney Todd of femdoms, and such a lovely one. Another day, another castration for one of her slaves in the Lynch Mob.
19. Rebecca Northan. Still going strong with her hilarious but sexy performance in Kung Fu Panties.
20. Morgan Fairchild. Another quiet couple of weeks; but hey, it’s still Morgan Fairchild.

Honorable mention: Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Miley Cyrus, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Goddess Lexi, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Lois Griffin, Kate Moss, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan, Maggie Q, Mistress T, Stella Van Gent.

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Femme Fatale Fetish Group — Deadlier than the Male

Credit Cameron Diaz not only with a well-executed car-wash seduction job…

But with the choreography, according to Cameron’s comments in Moscow this week, where she’s promoting her next movie, Bad Teacher.

(She’s also, we note, continuing to tease boy-toy Alex Rodriguez, after a brief get-together last week, via long distance comments and sexy photo ops. This week’s bon mots include continued comments on her former boyfriend Justin Timberlake — talk which, as we’ve noted before, apparently gets under A-Rod’s skin and goes right to his feelings of inadequacy…. not unlike a steroid injection.)

Cosmo, meanwhile — which features CD on its cover — notes with approval that Cameron’s promotional shoots for the film have featured her “incredible legs” to maximum advantage. (“Cameron Diaz’s Bad Teacher Style is Very, Very Good.”)

We quite agree… and her management of the vagina-leashed Alex Rodriguez has shown equal skill.

There are many challengers, from fellow MILFs Jennifer Aniston to rock-brat-femdoms Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj, and Taylor Momsen…

But for now, Cameron Diaz dominatrix rules the world, and rules it beautifully.

(Enjoy Cameron at the car wash at one of the links below. It’s at YouTube for now, as well; but we don’t take it down.)

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