1. Kim Kardashian. She’s changed her mind about Reggie Bush, BFFL Paris Hilton, and workout uniforms… why not exercise a woman’s prerogative about her uber-sexy silver-bodypaint photo set for W Magazine?
While she was at it in recent weeks, KK filmed the commercial ranked #1 for sex appeal at the Superbowl; incited a jealous paroxysm from Kobie Bryant’s wife; and set off a controversy involving teen pregnancy that shows, if nothing else, that she knows how to bait the booboise.
Through much of 2010, we found it hard to take a reality television star seriously as a true star-quali-tee dominatrix. Then Kardashian executed a deft public humiliation of Reggie Bush, taping the U.S. football star as he begged to serve Kim again… and we remembered those lovely 2009 images of Bush as Kardashian’s pool-fool boy toy….
Frailty, thy name is the Femdom Top 20 Power Rankings, but for now, Kimmy is #1. Long may she trample.
2. Cameron Diaz. The dumping and public humbling of Alex Rodriguez — the greatest choke artist in the history of the New York Yankees — vaulted dominatrix Cameron into the top 10 last fall…
Now she’s exposed A-Rod-less as CFNM again, this time at the Superbowl, reportedly feeding Alex popcorn while referring to him as a faithful “doggie.” It’s a large leap, partly based on the fact that Rodriguez is so highly over-rated it’s nice to see him taken down a peg.
But Cameron’s the one who did it, and we salute.
Alex, maybe you need the steroids. If you experience an episode of intelligence lasting more than 4 hours, call your physician.
Cameron, back to your roots: Have your agent call Jim Carrey about the Damn Yankees remake. Whatever Cameron wants, Cameron gets.
3. Angelina Jolie. It’s official: Jennifer Anniston pal Chelsea Handler confirms the enslavement of Brad Pitt by our favorite tomb-raiding Delilah. Word from Angelina sources is that Brad Pitt’s leash-holder will literally be killing him on film in 2011, a seduce-and-destroy scene (under her direction) that she’s looking forward to… and is many a married woman’s fantasy, no?
4. Rihanna. Chris Brown, along with a group of ball-gagged reporters, bite the dust with Rihanna’s release of the femdom triumph S & M.
5. Sarah Palin. We thought Palin (pictured nearby, in her new politico-action-figure guise) had a weak 2010-year-end. But the voters spoke, giving Palin a solid top-5 performance.
Clearly, there may be something of a “Hillary Clinton dominatrix” phenomenon here: Men crave domination by a woman who, in addition to beauty and sexual macht, has real power as an entertainer, financier, or, politics…. politics being power itself — “the highest art,” per Aristotle, a famous male submissive.
And, there’s no doubting that Palin’s GOP increased its standing, and thus hers, in 2010, returning to a parliamentary majority in the U.s. Her use of boots, power blouses, and other femdom symbols, moreover, indicate that Palin is keenly aware of her potential to dominate the old male bastions by appealing to that classic center of male political reasoning and indeed all male thought…
6. Megan Fox. Femdom Woman of the Year Megan Fox hasn’t done anything much to cause a fall in the opening weeks of 2011. But not doing much to trample on males invokes the “snooze you lose” law of our Dominatrix Top 20, and so Morgan’s relatively quiet start to the new year inevitably produces a relaxation from her #1 ranking.
Watch for Transformers 3 (sans Megan), which is already ramping up the publicity machine for loser director Micheal Bay. We’re guessing the Fox-free film will not only disappoint, but expect a few well-timed Megan twitter posts and sexy photo releases to trample a bit on Bay’s lame hype machine in the coming months. To be continued…
7. Jenn Sterger. History will make it seem as though Sterger achieved minimal results: A slap in the wrist of Favre with a $50,000 fine, which is roughly what Mr. Limp-below probably would have paid for a single session with dominatrix Jenn.
Note, though: She exposed the hypocrisy of Favre, the NFL, and the NFL’s sponsors. (Women’s breast cancer awareness indeed.) And she did it while, appropriately, focusing mainly on her own career. Plenty for a continued top-10 spot for dominatrix Jenn.
8. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”
9. Britney Spears. Keep an eye out for our forthcoming fan-worship galleries of Britney crushing males to death — courtesy of the Britney Spears Scissor-Dominatrix fan site at Yahoo.
10. Eva Longoria. The trampling of Tony Parker continues; you read the story of his cuckolding first here. She’s handled her own dumping of her submissive slut (yes, it’s possible to be both, as Parker has shown) with grace and style.
And the next ten:
11. Lady Gaga. The first lady in PopDomInation needs no introduction or explanation. We’ve hesitated to place her in the coveted Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10 based merely on her femdom style and fetish fashionizing, but the new Madonna makes it close on these alone. Bringing a male or two to his knees in 2011 will undoubtedly find her gracing the single-digits often.
12. Princess Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s favorite feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
13. Lexi Sindel. The fastest-rising producer on Clips4Sale.com, with an incredibly wide range of femme fatale talents, and a decadent habit of reducing her male slaves to road-kill.
14. Rosario Dawson. A lethal femme fatale in Sin City who says she can’t wait to bust some more balls in Sin City 2… our kinda girl, and on the rise.
15. Princess Stephanie. Co-founder of the Suicide Blondes. Advised recently of the fact that one of her male worshippers had jumped out a window at the TransAmerica Building in San Francisco while screaming her name, she asked, “And?”
16. Taylor Momsen. It’s hard to see the torch passing to anyone but Britney Spars after that kiss — oh, that kiss — from Madonna. But young Taylor has the chutzpah and the Schtick… a cool dismissal of her critics and open use of sexual power that spells femdom all over. We can’t pretend she’s not top 20 material any longer.
17. Helen Mirren of Red remains a solid top 20 performer for the year… having bested former #1 femdom Megan Fox in the Esquire sexiest-woman-alive survey in a landslide.
18. Nicki Minaj. The ambitious Baltimore rap singer surged with release of her first commercial album, and unabashedly fem-power remarks in December. A dark horse with potential to reach #1 sometime in 2011… and certinaly a possible contender with Lady Gaga as the rightful succsor to Madonna: Ebony Ambition.
19. Kate Moss. An increasingly avante-garde fetish artist, comfortable and commanding as Kate Moss dominatrix.
20. Sharon Stone. The favorite femme fatale of femmes fatale. It’s revealing that her Basic Instinct role is so often imitated… most recently by Lindsey Vonn.
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