Celebrity Dominatrix

If there’s one lesson from the recent Superbowl (other than you still need a pass rush in American football) it’s this:

Sex doesn’t sell any more… not as much. No, to be more exact:

Femdom sex sells.

As we watched the annual global hooplah, we saw plenty of males taking a mild interest as cheerleaders, GoDaddy types, and other gals wooed the screen for their attention.

But the members of Global Maledom stopped what they were doing — actually shut up in the middle of arguments about Brady and Manning and “cover 2″ and all that —

and gawked, practically stopped moving, as Catrinel Menghia strode down the pavement.

At the bar we were visiting in Geneva — packed, at about 3 a.m., for the game — it was like one of those old 1960s E.F. Hutton commercials. When Femdom stalks, males listen.

After a quasi-religious hush that lasted several seconds, the verbal genuflections started.

“Man, howdja like to be that guy?,” some American finally asked.

“I wish my wife would do that to me,” another mumbled as Menghia grabbed geeky-guy’s necktie and roughly seduced him….

Before leaving him grasping at air, groping for more.

Menghia thus surges to #1 on our proprietary Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings, replacing, ironically, Jennifer Lopez, whose ads for Fiat last fall helped spark the trend.

(Note that the Menghia ad has been airing for some weeks. This was wise. The males we saw reacted like well trained-dogs.)

A tip of the hat to Fiat — if their competitors don’t get it, they do, and will reap the benefits.

“Using measurements at 7 different points during Sundays game,” agency trackers, according to AutoBuid.com, “found that the Fiat section of their site had a 138 percent rise in activity at the end of the game,” i.e., had more than doubled… the largest increase of any major advertiser.

“Sex sells.” —
Mad Men, Marilyn Monroe, 1950s

“Femdom sells more.”
— Catrinel, CelebrityDominatrix, 2012

View all our posts on Fiat’s femdom commercials, and download the ad and enjoy other Catrinel Menghia galleries and resources at our Celebrity Dominatrix Fan group, here.

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And note these other Fiat femdom commercial resources:

Discuss Carinel Menghai, Fait femdominatrix, at the Femdom City Forum — the Mother of all Femdom Fora.

“Catrinal Menghia — the hot chick from the Fiat commercial,” at CoolDudeStuff.com.

“Sexy Fiat Superbowl Ad Boasts Biggest Online Traffic Increase,” from AutoGuide.com.

“Top 10 Superbowl Commercials,” from TheSupplierBlog.com

Cameron Diaz’s delicious game of tease and deny continues with Alex Rodriguez.

A New York publicist who has worked with Diaz on previous films says there is chuckled buzzing among Diaz’s friends about the chastity regimen she’s imposed on the Yankee slugger.

Even when the couple gets together in recent weeks, the source says, Diaz has denied A-Rod release many times, telling him she often prefers foreplay that allows Rodriguez only to reach second or third base… never home.

Indeed, while A-Rod has whined and begged for more, Cameron has taken to the media to offer the world (and Alex especially) some advice. DigitalSpy interprets her Maxim interview — in which Diaz also identifies Rodriguez as her current romantic interest — as follows:

Diaz also expressed her belief that “dry humping” is key to sustaining any long-term romantic relationship.

“One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I’d prescribe at least once per day.”

(The word “prescribe” is a real tipoff. Rodriguez has reportedly started seeing a counselor, as Diaz does already, to deal with his performance anxieties at work, in bed, and in personal relationships.)

A-Rods inability to score with Cameron has been mirrored by growing frustration at the plate — and, indeed, the former is probably a partially cause of the latter.

“Hitting is 90 percent mental,” Yogi Berra once said. (Adding, “and the other half is physical.”)

“She’s basically found Alex’s self-destruct button — and pressed it,” the aforementioned publicist says. “He’s in a downward spiral.”

Going into this weekend, Rodriguez has two extra-base hits in his last 12 games, though he did manage a meaningless solo home-run — hey, ironically, that’s what they call it — in an 11-5 loss to the Kansas City Royals on Thursday.

The Yankee blog at ESPN reports that A-Rod is “frustrated… but handling it.”

Oh, he’s handling it all right… In just a few weeks, Cameron Diaz has teased him down to a weakened shell — a .259 hitter with deep self-doubts about his manhood both sexually and professionally. Recline yourself, resign youself, A-Rod: You’re through.

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