Celebrity Dominatrix

Only a few months ago, rock-and-roll brats dominated the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20. But the ladies in their thirty- to fifty-somethings have something to say, and they rule the top of the charts as summer kicks off later this week.

1. Cameron Diaz. She moves closer to A-Rod… she withdraws. She moves closer… she withdraws. It’s the classic art of seduction, and she’s playing Alex Rodriguez like a fiddle.

In a few days, Bad Teacher hits the theaters, with what promises to be a mind-blowing car-wash scene, reminiscent of Cool Hand Luke or Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Junior advert. From what we’ve seen of it, Cameron’s may top them all, even as she hoses off A-Rod for another few weeks in his CBT 3000.

2. Jennifer Anniston. Tops Angelina Jolie (and 3-plus billion other women on the planet) in a “killer legs” online survey, and by about a 3-1 margin. Jen’s scenes in Horrible Bosses, are reportedly so hot and femdom that some can’t be shown in the promotional trailers.

3. Nicole Sherzinger. Even if you’re not a basketball fan, it’s worth checking out the Pussycat dominatrix video intro to the NBA playoff games. Faith Hill’s Sunday night NFL sendoff will need a substantial upgrade this fall to even compete.

4. Nicki Minaj. Desperately needed on the Britney Spears tour… but she’s pulled out of the U.K. portion already, and word is she’s demanding more creative license to trample on submissive males during the warmup. We’ve always liked her “jolie ambition.”

5. Jennifer Lopez. It’s not just the fact that she “stole the show” at American Idol this month. JLo has been back in full femdom groove for more than a year.

6. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. We’ve been skeptical, but Megan Fox’s replacement in Transformers has passed by soccer mom Megan. She (Huntington-Whitely) may or may not be a mistake for the Micheal Bay franchise. But her 2010 femdom commercial for Agent Provocateur alone suggests she just might top Megan in 2011.

7. Angelina Jolie. Talking about a sequel to Salt, and possibly, Wanted; saving hundreds of refugee children; and all the while humiliating Brad Pitt with her front-page lesbian affairs.

8. Mistress T. Our favorite “Pussy Galore” is back from her triumphal Canadian invasion of Europe and the U.K., better than ever.

9. Taylor Momsen. A stunning performance in Berlin, a cross-of-death nip “slip,” and a hot Vanity Fair Italia photoshoot, vaults T-Mom back in into the Top 10, where she belongs. Indeed, we’ve set up the Taylor Momsen 18th Birthday Party watch (July 26), ready to celebrate a bad girl gone badder.

10. Ginger Lee. She’s brought a Member (pun intended) — Anthony Weiner — to his knees. Details still emerging on this important humiliatrix achievement; but for now, Ginger is looking like the world gold market.

And the next ten:

11. Britney Spears. Britney’s weekest femdom fortnight this year, as she asks to be judge on a reality television show, more or less lobbying for has-been status. And then there’s all the silliness about another on-the-spur marriage, not to mention the confusion over Nicki Minaj’s role in this summer’s productions. We’re hoping for a rally once Brit hits the road (June 16) for her Femme Fatale tour.
12. Lady Gaga. According to the HollyGossip set, she’s looking for a new love interest. Though given the sad performance of our readers during the Britney Spears clothing auction, we’re hesitant to even mention it.
13. Goddess Lexi. Still the #1 trend-setter at Clips4Sale.com. Lexi does a castration film, everyone else does. “Swallow yourself” by Lexi; “swallow yourself” by the field. Last month she launched an incredibly rough-riding human-ponyboy clip; within a week, there were 10 imitators, but all pale in comparison.
14. Rihanna. Where can a woman vault from #20 to #1 in two weeks — and then back to #14 two weeks later? Only, so far as we know, in the Celebrity BDSM Top 20.
15. Bijou Steal. Incredible as female assassin who done in James Bond; she’s gone back to work on a new femme fatale classic, “Cum and die!”
16. Megan Fox. Another quiet month, but Megan Fox always hovers, as she did this month with a gauze leopardress photo shoot for W.
17. Jessica Alba, like Morgan Fairchild, pretty much has to try in order to not appear in the Femdom Power Rankings. We’re so easy: “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” she says in a black-leather photoshoot, and that’s enough for us.
18. Morgan Fairchild. Permanently embedded in the Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings, pending a sex-change operation or death. And maybe even then. Hey, it’s Morgan Fairchild.
19. Kate Beckinsale. She’s just landed the lethal, bitchy female assassin role played by Sharon Stone (Quaid’s wife) in Total Recall II. Set for release August, 2012… yet another reason (as if more were needed) we hope the Mayans are wrong.
20. Rebecca Northan. Still going strong with her hilarious but sexy performance in Kung Fu Panties.

Honorable mention: Miley Cyrus, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Lois Griffin, Kate Moss, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan, Maggie Q, Stella Van Gent.

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