Celebrity Dominatrix

The world’s 20 most dominant women for the year of 2010:

1. Megan Fox.

Click here… for our review of Femdom Woman of the Year Megan Fox.

2. Sarah Palin. We thought Palin (pictured, right, in fan art as “Black Widow“) had a weak 2010-year-end. But the voters have spoken, giving Palin a narrow edge over Angelina Jolie, and we submit, in this instance.

Clearly, there may be something of a “Hillary Clinton dominatrix” phenomenon here: Men crave domination by a woman who, in addition to beauty and sexual macht, has real power as an entertainer, financier, or, politics…. politics being power itself — “the highest art,” per Aristotle, a famous male submissive.

And, there’s no doubting that Palin’s GOP increased its standing, and thus hers, in 2010, returning to a parliamentary majority in the U.s. Her use of boots, power blouses, and other femdom symbols, moreover, indicate that Palin is keenly aware of her potential to dominate the old male bastions by appealing to that classic center of male political reasoning and indeed all male thought…

4. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. (Seen nearby, mounting the OWK throne.)

Voters placed Queen Patricia fourth, but we are using a soupcon of editorial discretion to move her to third in this, her year of retirement.
As she reportedly prepares to step down as CEO of the Other World Kingdom — and place the property that holds the first modern Matriarchal State up for sale — we pause to salute this ultimate femdom vanguard.

Click for Domme Dietrich’s tribute to Queen Patricia, and for a similar OWK toast from Godddess Lilith. Women over men, indeed.

4. Angelina Jolie.

It’s official: Jennifer Anniston pal Chelsea Handler confirms the enslavement of Brad Pitt by our favorite tomb-raiding Delilah.

Time to expose him publicly, Angelina.

Word from Angelina sources is that Brad Pitt’s leash-holder will literally be killing him on film in 2011, a seduce-and-destroy scene (under her direction) that she’s looking forward to…

and is many a married woman’s fantasy, no?

If so, Angelina’s bound to spend a fair portion of the year in the top 5 once again. Right where Dominatrix Tomb Raider belongs.

5. Kim Kardashian. Write-in candidate Kim Kardashian surged from outside the Top 20 FemPower Rankings to a near-victory in the month of December.

Through much of 2010, we found it hard to take a reality television star seriously as a true star-quali-tee dominatrix. Then Kardashian executed a deft public humiliation of Reggie Bush, taping the U.S. football star as he begged to serve Kim again… and we remembered those lovely 2009 images of Bush as Kardashian’s pool-fool boy toy….

and suddenly her ascent up the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 took her close to #1. Thanks for your fervent emails throughout the year, and write-in votes of late. Looking for big things from Kim (and her fans) in 2011.

6. Jenn Sterger. History will make it seem as though Sterger achieved minimal results: A slap in the wrist of Favre with a $50,000 fine, which is roughly what Mr. Limp-below probably would have paid for a single session with dominatrix Jenn.

But she exposed the hypocrisy of Favre, the NFL, and the NFL’s sponsors. (Women’s breast cancer awareness indeed.) And she did it while, appropriately, focusing mainly on her own career. All the evidence is that Sterger made no effort to leverage Favre’s submissive advances until the story became public via a leak by someone else — suspiciously — the week Favre’s Vikings played the New York Jets. (Had Sterger wanted to “make something of it,” she would have filed a complaint and a lawsuit years ago, or made the same leak when it would have gotten her even more attention.)

So we doff our hat to Sterger, whom we would have placed in the top 5… a spot narrowly denied her by our voters, who are sovereign.

7. Lindsay Lohan. LiLo surged to #1 after her unabashed femme fatale fetish role in Machete — and the humilation of her pathetic cuckold father.

We’ve taken a lot of abuse for our unabashed celebration of her brat-domme romp through the last few years, but we stand by what we wrote in the summer of 2010:

She enjoys herself. BMFD.

A world with more Lindsay Lohans would be a world with more beauty, more parties, and more servile males, serving at the feet of the beautiful women who are partying on top of the servile males.

If that makes us an enabler… we’ll we’re happy to be hers.

8. Cameron Diaz. The dumping and public humbling of Alex Rodriguez — the greatest choke artist in the history of the New York Yankees — vaulted dominatrix Cameron into the top 10, and keeps her there for the year.

She’s crushed an over-rated celebrity male weirdo, and will surely devastate more in the year to come.

9. Eva Longoria. The trampling of Tony Parker continues; you read the story of his cuckolding first here. She’s handled her own dumping of her submissive slut (yes, it’s possible to be both, as Parker has shown) with grace and style.

10. Helen Mirren of Red remains a solid top 10 performer for the year…

having bested former #1 femdom Megan Fox in the Esquire sexiest-woman-alive survey in a landslide.

And the next ten:

11. Lady Gaga. The first lady in PopDomInation needs no introduction or explanation. We’ve hesitated to place her in the coveted Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10 based merely on her femdom style and fetish fashionizing, but the new Madonna makes it close on these alone. Bringing a male or two to his knees in 2011 will undoubtedly find her gracing the single-digits often.
12. Britney Spears. Keep an eye out for our forthcoming fan-worship galleries of Britney crushing males to death — courtesy of the Britney Spears Scissor-Dominatrix fan site at Yahoo.
13. Melissa Pentauk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur. Never returns our tweets or emails, adding to her Queen-Patricia-style allure, but we wish she’d call.
14. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”
15. Princess Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s favorite feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
16. Christina Aguilera. Her soon-to-be-ex husband apparently sent more than 5 dozen text messages begging for Christina to accept him as a slave-cuckold. More to come, and certainly enough, combined with Burlesque, to return Christina to the Top 20. More to come on her lesbian vacation to cuckold slave-husband Jordan.
17. Nicki Minaj. The ambitious Baltimore rap singer surged with release of her first commercial album, and unabashedly fem-power remarks in December. A dark horse with potential to reach #1 sometime in 2011… and certinaly a possible contender with Lady Gaga as the rightful succsor to Madonna: Ebony Ambition.
18. Taylor Momsen. It’s hard to see the torch passing to anyone but Britney Spars after that kiss — oh, that kiss — from Madonna. But young Taylor has the chutzpah and the Schtick… a cool dismissal of her critics and open use of sexual power that spells femdom all over. We can’t pretend she’s not top 20 material any longer.
19. Kate Moss. An increasingly avante-garde fetish artist, comfortable and commanding as Kate Moss dominatrix.
20. Sharon Stone. The favorite femme fatale of femmes fatale. It’s revealing that her Basic Instinct role is so often imitated… most recently by Lindsey Vonn.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

It was close, it was fun. At different points in the voting, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Palin, and even write-in vixen Kim Kardashian had a slim lead.

At the end of the day, though, it was Megan Fox who took a solid win in a 5-way race for first for the prestigious Celebrity Dominatrix 2010 Fem-Power award.

And — we should note — it was Fox analyst (get it?) Danni Pandemos who (when the chads were loose and the tally very close) called the election first, and thus earned himself a guaranteed invitation to next December’s awards ceremony…

in what we’re sure will be an international television event, watched by more people than Lady Gaga has Twitter followers.

Click to view the final Woman of the Year election results. Meantime, here’s our take on the what, why, and how behind the who of the most dominant women on the planet, Megan Fox.

Vagina Regis

Save for a brief dip when out-surveyed by senior siren Helen Mirren, Mistress Megan occupied the #1 slot for much of 2010.

It was a full year for the femme fatale star of Johah Hex. The pose you see nearby, where Fox accepts the groveling submission of Director Micheal Bay, was taken in 2008 (MTV Awards).

But Fox publicists skillfully reminded the press of it this summer when Bay got chippy about his inability to come to terms with Fox for an appearance in the now-doomed Transformers 3.

She endeared herself to us over the summer when she spurned an offer from the producers of the rickety James Bond franchise — reportedly more than double their offer to the last Bond girl — on the grounds that recent female roles have been “too weak.”

Fox also has prudential business concerns about tying up her future schedule for a film, and payment, that may never be made.

Yah, dumb like a Fox. Instead, she’s appearing with Mikey Roarke, setting off a sensation every time she attends one of her stepson’s Little League games, and generally doing everything that Jessica Alba is not doing to appear smug and (Micheal Bay, take note) overly self-satisfied.

It’s also hard to forget her taut performance in the poorly written Western Johan Hex, which Fox (as she did in Transformers 2), frankly, saved.

Or even her appearance at the premier (nearby) in a slinky red dress that’s part Morticia Adams en rouge, part Jessica Rabbit, all Megan. (Right click for a larger version.)

But frankly, Megan Fox “had us” when she propounded her analysis of “vagina power” —

in a searching Cosmo interview that intelligently explored female domination, male servility, and Fox’s sheer glaminatrix joy in exploiting both.

Looking ahead, there are of course possible threats to her crown — perhaps from some even younger girlydom brats (Taylor Momsen, Ceara Lynch), perhaps from the 30-something crowd (Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian) and even the senior solon siren Sarah Palin.

But for now, we have met dominity and it is Fox.

Vagina Regis, thy name is Megan.

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We hate to beat a dead horse but…

Well, not really.

So, as the Makeupgate scandal continues, you can count on Celebrity Dominatrix for up-to-the-minute-amount-of-eyeshadow coverage.

Yah…

What we said before about Megan Fox without makeup.

(And thanks to skelo for the photo, copyright © Associated Press, all rights reserved.)

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Okay so “Whyfame.com” is shocked — shocked ! — to see Megan Fox without makeup.

(For the illterati, the allusion is to Louie in Casablanca. Asked to why he is shutting down Rick’s Cafe Amercain casino, where Rick regularly passes him de facto protection-money bribes in the form of roulette winnings, Louie ansers, “I am shocked — shocked ! — to find that gambling is going on here.”)

Maybe it’s just us, but: damn… Megan Fox looks not-too-bad “without makeup.” Not far from Helen Mirren, Lauren Bacall, Jane Fonda. On that basis, Megan Fox’ll be fine when she’s 60.

As it is, what we see is a lovely, dominant, 20-something, professional, stepmother-soccermom (ahwright, Little League Baseball mom)… Clear complexion, soft-lipped, perfect-toothed, steel-blue-grey-green eyed Goddess.

(By the way, over on the left is an image that appears on the very blog post cited above. Hmmm. One must wonder how a dab of mascara or eye shadow alters those soft shoulders and perfect breasts tapering to a fall-to-your-knees waistline. If that’s something you can do with makeup, then Oprah Winfrey, call your office.)

Are we crazy, or incredibly sane?

Whatever you think, do take the Megan Fox no-makeup survey today at Femdom City.

And don’t forget to give the Shmoes at Whyfame.com (why indeed?) a piece of your mind… if indeed you’ve read this far. Hey, we know you.