Celebrity Dominatrix

Taylor Momsen’s birthday — July 26, eunuch — marches ever nearer. And so our femme fatale fete continues…

… as we consider the oft-repeated story that Taylor Momsen chopped off her dog’s… well, you know. And-or, made them into a little Micheal-Vick-esque sacrifice to her kittens — with a butane lighter.

So, by way of background, here’s one oft-repeated and well-regarded web report on the alleged incident, as reposted by our friends at one of the better Taylor Momsen blogs:

Has Gossip Girl star and tween rocker Taylor Momsen crossed the line? Reportedly, Momsen had her dog neutered [by a vet] and later took the dog’s testicles and set flame to them.

The origin of the story appears to be Taylor Momsen’s bandmate Ben Phillips, who told Heat Magazine (via MTV):

In the studio, there was this pit where the owner would burn stuff… old keyboards, computers. Taylor loves fire. I shouldn’t say this. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early — she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out. (Distilled.com E-zine. See also KillerManateeAttack.com )

Now, one may wonder, if the castration was performed by a vet… but Taylor showed up with the jewels for the band… well, how did the “items” come into Taylor’s pretty little hands. Here, one of the more prolific bloggers at the Huntington Post may be of service:

“I don’t remember being offered my dog’s testicles after having him neutered,” writes the acute observer and HuffPostWonk Blind Chance. “I’m pretty sure this is something you must request.”

Yah, exactly.

What do we conclude?

1. Taylor and her publicists have never contested the story (by her own guitarist). It happened, roughly as reported.

2. Taylor didn’t perform the castration herself… but she had to ask for the dog’s “bits” to be saved. She’s into the idea of de-nutting. Like a lot of our male readers, for whatever reason.

3. Taylor — as she has told interviewers — believes the male species (man, dog, all the same thing) has become, more or less expendable… replaceable… superfluous.

We quite agree, and so, celebrate Taylor’s pre-adult initiation into the Amazon arts. It’s not quite clear why males who are still reading this article are probably getting excited at the idea of a cruel teenager un-manning them…

But it’s clear that the idea does excite you.

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And stay tuned for more updates as we celebrate the forthcoming holiest of days on your calendar… and the rise of Taylor Momsen dominatrix.

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