Celebrity Dominatrix

1. (Tie) Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz.

What better place for two dominant females to battle it out than on the set for their new work in progress, What to expect when you’re expecting?

How about here, atop the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20?

Jennifer Lopez’s strong summer continues, with Marc Anthony begging for another chance while J-Lo spurns him, and Cammy’s made up for allowing that dufus Alex Rodriguez to hang around her by publicly mocking the idea she would ever bear his children.

The two have reportedly been cool, if not downright contemptuous, towards one another while filming in Atlanta. “It’s war,” writes GulfNews.com. The bitches are just going to have to settle this fight on their own… we’re too scared to intervene.

3. Anne Hathaway. Basically, one photo of Hathaway as Catwoman has come out… and yet, within days, Clips4Sale was flooded with Batman-assassination videos from Mistress T, Goddess Celine, Ceara Lynch, Lexi Sindel, and numerous other favorites. What more could you ask for?

4. Zoe Saldana. Sizzling in Columbiana, the critics say. Awright, awright… we’ve not seen it yet. That’s her from The Losers nearby.

5. Helen Mirren. Sparkling and hard-edged sexy in her new release, The Debt. She can’t believe she bested Jennifer Lopez in a hotness contest… but we can.

6. Michele Bachmann. We can’t stop watching her 2009 appearance as a sycophantic loofah-slave Bill O’Reilly grovels at Bachman’s feet (in a fair and balanced way, of course).

7. Angelina Jolie dominatrix. A fortnight without a new humiliation of Brad Pitt is a fortnight without sunshine… or a top 5 spot at Celebrity Femdom.

8. Kate Moss dominatrix. Lavish wedding outdoes Kim Kardashian for a-list celebrities and taste alike. See her on the September Vogue cover and druel.

9. Rihanna. Distinguished herself by not embarrassing herself at MTV’s incredibly weak Video Music Awards (a.k.a., the Video Milquetoast Awards). It’s more than Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, or Beyonce can say.

10. Britney Spears. Passable at the VMAs… the MTV Britney-Spears-worship video tribute salvaged something for the show, and that’s, well, something.

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Febos dominatrix. Whip Smart crackles with insights into the nature of man and his superior, woman.
12. Katie Holmes dominatrix. Leggy on Letterman. In a dreary August, that’s enough. Besides, we’ve been digging through some of her old interviews with Tom Cruise, and coming up with a lot of evidence of a femdom/malesub relationship. More to come.
13. Bijou Steal. A string of femme-fatale inspirational videos have her right back in the Femdom Power Rankings.
14. Kassandra Leigh. We’re enthralled by her Enthralled in death video clip, avante garde in look and style. The dead-sexiest goth chick we’ve seen this side of Athena Fatale.
15. Taylor Momsen dominatrix. Confession that she doesn’t shower regularly calls in the usual Celebwatching Style Nazis, but hey, she’s a busy woman, and yes, she perspires. Breathe her musk, lick the drops of sweat off the floor, and thank her for the privilege, sluts.
16. Lady Suzanne. Surging into the Top 50 studios at Clips4Sale, where she belongs.
17. Nicki Minaj. We were disappointed with Nicki at the VMAs, but that’s because we’ve come to expect a lot from her.
18. Kate Beckinsale. Stuck in the teens until those Total Recall set captures start leaking. We can’t wait.
19. Megan Fox. Announced plans to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo. Megan, Megan: if you really want to off it, just off it… but there’s no need to respond to negativity from the fashion police. “Vagina power” means never having to say you’re sorry.
20. Katy Perry dominatrix. All we can say is, there’s a makeup artist and a fashion designer, somewhere, that managed to make Katy Perry look mediocre.

Honorable mention: Cindy Crawford dominatrix, Claudia Schiffer, Morgan Fairchild, Rebecca Northan, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Ceara Lynch, Jane Fonda. Lady Gaga, Doda (Dorota Rabczewska) dominatrix, Paris Hilton dominatrix, Jessica Alba dominatrix, Ginger Lee, Miley Cyrus dominatrix, Goddess Lexi Sindel, Goddess Stephanie, Eva Longoria, Bree Olson, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Mistress T, Lois Griffin dominatrix, Hillary Clinton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Domme Dietrich Dane, Lindsay Lohan dominatrix, Nicole Sherzinger, Maggie Q, Stella Van Gent.

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Did we miss something, or was MTV’s 2011 Video Music Award show really, really, really weak?

— Beyonce wore a used-baggy-like gown and a clumsy pant suit for a tame performance of her woman-on-top song. Ahwright, she’s pregnant, but we expected more.

— Lady Gaga was mainly confusing dressed as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man, or whatever she was, at the show’s opening — which she closed by tumbling off a piano.

Gaga also engaged in an uninspired lesbian kiss with Britney Spears… but in this case, third time — see our previous posts on The Kiss (Britney and Madonna) and The Kiss II (Britney and Rihanna) — wasn’t the charm. Just tiresome.

— Normally one could expect something new from Nicki Minaj to rescue the evening, as she has during some stops on the Femme Fatale Tour… but she looked like a confused Alice in Wonderland in drag, and performed that way as well.

— Katy Perry seemed like a Stepford wife trying to balance a Cheezehead on her head, carrying away more than one well-deserved award with little of the style and femdom flair we’ve come to expect.

Perhaps our expectations were just too high. Selena Gomez looked hot on the red carpet, and Britney Spears wore a smart black cocktail dress that showed off her legs, nicely conditioned after a summer on tour.

At the end of the night, the real highlight was probably the too-brief review of Britney’s previous triumphs at the VMAs, from Toxic to Cold-hearted Snake to the Madonna-Britney-Christina Kiss.

As that suggests, there wasn’t much this August to get excited about, or even interested in.

Drop us a note if we missed something outstanding. In the meantime, though, we’re giving out a special award for Lameness to the 2011 VMAs…. the Video Milquetoast Awards.

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Anyone who doubted our recent post on the Republican party’s fetish for strong women (such as Sarah Palin dominatrix) need look no farther than Bill O’Reilly’s sycophantic interview with Bachmann from 2009, which the folks at CrooksAndLiars.com have kindly preserved for posterity.

The interview itself isn’t particularly stunning… more or less on a par with O’Reilly’s usual sucking up. O’Reilly asks Bachmann about her rise as a target of alleged hatred by the left, Bachmann answers (with apparently unintended irony) that “it’s almost like I have personal stalkers.” (Recall O’Reilly settled a large sexual harassment case against him by one of his former staffers.)

O’Reilly then tells Bachmann how sexy she is, and outlines her status as a powerful and successful woman — something that reveals less about feminists, we think, than it does about O’Reilly himself and his obvious submissive tendencies.

(You can also access the clip at Celebrity Dominatrix Fan Group, here. We are reproducing the image above without permission under the Fair Use Doctrine for purposes of critical and political discussion. It is reproduced at reduced quality and edited form from CrooksAndLiars.com.)

We realize that, at least in name, the GOP is the voice of family values, sexual denial, ad nauseum. Maybe that’s what makes this fetish so, well, titillating for the party’s repressed slave-wannabes.

Consider, if you will, the fact that the GOP had its own dominatrix scandal involving a party fund-raiser several years ago that featured sponsored visits to a professional femdom.

Or, the fact that Fox News, the Mother of all Republican hypocrisy, loves to feature dominatrixes in its television series, even such prime-time “family” programming as, well, Family Guy. (See our post on Lois Griffin dominatrix, here.)

And then, of course, we have O’Reilly himself. When he propositioned his intern several years ago, he offered to scrub her back with a lufa — a submissive offer suggestive of some of his favorite kinks, which also include barefoot worship, pantyhose restraint, and oral service — according to a former Fox News staffer who spoke to us on condition of confidentiality.

So yah, our thesis is that the American right, in its heart of hearts, longs to see women on top. They haven’t brought their stated principles in line with their secret yearnings. But that’s okay. It certainly gives web sites like us a lot to report on, and report on it we will: All part of being fair and balanced.

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As the world continues to marvel at the stupidity of Marc Anthony — former servant to dominatrix Jennifer Lopez — we recall his 2008 foot-in-mouth kibitz….

A comment that JLo perhaps “would not” wear anything like the green dress that accompanied her to the 2000 Grammy Awards… not while he’s her hubby, anyway.

Hmmmm, maybe a little prophetic, that.

We’ve moved the piece over from our archives; you can access it by clicking the image above, or here:

Jennifer Lopez dominatrix: Green dress by Versace…
ad lib slip by Marc Anthony

Women dominating men. The end of history.

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It wasn’t your begging that led us to make another Britney Spears boot worship post…

In fact, we’ve been holding off, just to torture you.

But no series like this one can be complete without Britney’s booty, leggy photo from Esquire magazine, reproduced nearby (please see copyright notice below.)

And if there’s any woman of rock this side of Rihanna (Britney’s femdom partner in male-trampling), it’s Ms. Spears. She’s goot boots, and knows what they’re for…. and whom they’re made for doing it on.

So keep those emails and humble petitions to the comment session coming. You know it won’t speed things up, but we like hearing you beg… and you love it, don’t you?

(Copyright notice: The image above was obtained from a third party site but is, we believe, copyrighted by Esquire magazine. We reproduce this image at reduced quality from the third-party source we obtained it form under the Fair Use Doctrine, for purposes of political, social, and cultural criticism and discussion, and, in this case, as part of a reseller program with implied permission. Subscribe to Esquire magazine, here.)

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