Here at celebrity femdom we place most of our emphasis on praising the good, rather than lambasting the lame….
But when one of our faves takes a slap in the face without responding, we have to at least mention it — see our coverage of switch-dominatrix Rihanna, f’rinstance — even if we argue there are mitigating circumstances.
Taylor Momsen, voter’s choice for reigning #1 celebrity dominatrix, took a bitch-slap in London this week, literally. Now that can happen to anyone, as it did to Rihanna. Sadly, though, T-Mom not only took the whack, an open-handed but “really strong” blow to the face from some brat fan coming out of the clubs… but then, reportedly, went off to her hotel sniffling and crying.
T-Mom recovered a little, issuing a statement that in the future, she’ll bring a gun and a machette, and be ready to strike back.
Taylor, we love ya, and have been celebrating your forthcoming birthday (July 26) all month. Still, you can’t be the man-enslaving, boot-stomping, ass-kicking, power-cunt we think you are — Lady Gaga with an attitude; Alice Cooper with looks; Guns & Roses with actual, well, guns — and just stand back and take it.
So, yah, bring some hardware. You’ve looked lovely in your killer-queen photo shots with both guns and knives and you should be able to handle both. What you most need to be packing, however, is an attitude. You’ve done it before onstage and on camera. Gotta bring it on the street, too.
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Taylor’s also named to the “Top 20 Hot and Sexiest Legs Ever,” list this month — indeed, she’s at # 14.