Celebrity Dominatrix

1. Rihanna. Where else but at the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 can a woman vault from #20 to #1 in two weeks?

A case can be made for Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz, Nickiy Minaj, and others — two of whom were onstage when Rihanna danced a dozen-odd males into oblivion —

But Rihanna dominated the Billboard Music Awards, and, well, domination is the name of the game. She followed it up with a Today Show jaunt that brought S & M into the a.m., and that’s enough for us.

“Awhwh geez,” we can already read the posts, “she just added Mark Brown to her follow list on Twitter early in the month.” Yes, but note, underlings: 1. He followed her first; 2. Rihanna is a switch, and in some ways, that makes her story the story of womanhood; 3. At Celebrity Dominatrix, nothing is older than last month’s (or last week’s!) news.

For now, Rihanna’s #1. But a public flogging of Mr. Brown would help solidify her position. Meanwhile, on with the countdown… for the disposable male, the count down.

2. Cameron Diaz. Reportedly being asked to consider a boob job by her Yankee boytoy. Proper response: “I’m already dating you, A-Rod — a boob job if ever there was one.”

3. Jennifer Lopez. It’s not just the fact that she “stole the show” at American Idol this month. JLo has been back in full femdom groove for more than a year.

4. Nicole Sherzinger. Even if you’re not a basketball fan, it’s worth checking out the Pussycat dominatrix video intro to the NBA playoff games. Faith Hill’s Sunday night NFL sendoff will need a substantial upgrade this fall to even compete.

5. Britney Spears. Lovely performance of S & M with Rihanna at the May 22 Billboard Awards — recapitulating The Kiss. Even Britney can’t be #1 every week, but this year, she’s always been in the running.

6. Bree Olson. No sooner has she dumped Charlie Sheen than she’s coolly begun speculating that Ashton Kutcher would make a fitting replacement for him on Two and a Half Men. Cold and heartless… just our style.

7. Nicki Minaj. Already saying she wants to work with Adele. Not a very partnerly start to her new relationship with Britney and Femme Fatale, perhaps, but we’ve always liked her Jolie Ambition.

8. Miley Cyrus. Every rose has its thorn. True; indeed, we’re just waiting, aching for the day when Miley lets her thorns blossom and emerges into femdom glory.

Meantime, she fired back skillfully when some idiot criticized her “Bin Laden RIP” video, and gave a dominating performance in Costa Rica. Let’s give the next LiLo a break, shall we?

9. Mistress T. Back from her triumphal Canadian invasion of Europe and the U.K., better than ever.

10. Angelina Jolie. Humiliating Brad Pitt with her front-page lesbian affairs. It’s not cheating with another man; but then again, it’s a demonstration that all men are unnecessary. Chin up, Brad: It may come down to oral service.

When she’s caught her breath from handing out lashings from London to Paris to Rome, we’ll be begging for a reprise of her role as Pussy Galore. Truly, Mistress T is a MILF to die for.

And the next ten:

11. Goddess Celine. Soon to induce the first mass-male suicide on YouTube, if Goddess Lexi doesn’t get there first.
12. Goddess Lexi. Still the #1 trend-setter at Clips4Sale.com. Lexi does a castration film, everyone else does. Swallow yourself by Lexi; swallow yourself by the field.
13. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. We’ve been skeptical, but Megan Fox’s replacement in Transformers has passed by soccer mom Megan. She (Huntington-Whitely) may or may not be a mistake for the Micheal Bay franchise. But her 2010 femdom commercial for Agent Provocateur alone suggests she just might top Megan in 2011.
14. Megan Fox. Critics pan Passion Play, but to us, it was a worthwhile experiment with Mickey Roarke (worshipping her in the nearby UPI photo), Bill Murray, and other serious stars who took the same chance. Time for new projects, though.
15. Goddess Stephanie. Luckily, she’s still ubiquitous at places like Humiliatrix.com and Princess Lyne’s Bikini Dommes. But we can’t wait to see future installments of her in The Suicide Blondes.
16. Princess Fatale. Four amazing photo sets of Princess Fatale in black latex in the month of May, enough to bring the G8 Summit in France to a fitting halt.
17. Lady Gaga. According to the HollyGossip set, she’s looking for a new love interest. Though given the sad performance of our readers during the Britney Spears clothing auction, we’re hesitant to even mention it.
18. Morgan Fairchild. Permanently embedded in the Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings, pending a sex-change operation or death. And maybe even then. Hey, it’s Morgan Fairchild.
19. Jennifer Anniston. Her scenes in the forthcoming movie, Horrible Bosses, are reportedly so hot and femdom they can’t be shown in the promotional trailers. But her new water commercial should keep Jennifer Anniston fans thirsting for more.
20. Kate Beckinsale. She’s just landed the lethal, bitchy female assassin role played by Sharon Stone (Quaid’s wife) in Total Recall II. Set for release August, 2012… yet another reason (as if more were needed) we hope the Mayans are wrong.

Honorable mention: Eva Longoria, Taylor Momsen, Kim Kardashian, Diane Kruger, Sarah Palin, Jessica Alba, Bijou Steal, Sharon Stone, Serena Williams, Lois Griffin, Kate Moss.

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Rihanna was devastating — simply devastating.

We’ve already described the Rihanna reprise of The Kiss with Britney Spears as remarkable — but perhaps even more sensational was her femme fatale dance routine welcoming femdom Britney onstage.

Her dance routine, a performance of her remix of the revealingly-entitled song S & M, opened with Rihanna in bridal white — but it was white leather, of course, complete with doggie leash and whip.

The piece morphed into a recreation of the Dolores Gray classic, Thanks a Lot but No Thanks — with Rihanna, stomping, dismissing, and pushing a throng of adoring males into a series of trap doors that seemed to lead down to a kind of human garbage disposal. (How apt can you get in this, the Age of the Disposable Male?)

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InTouch tabloid reports that Alex Rodriguez has asked Cameron Diaz to have breast enhancement surgery.

But it’s hard to credit that rumor considering Cameron has been quite aloof from the weakening Yankee slugger of late. She’s not been spotted with A-Rod in some time.

We hear one rumor she may try to catch a game during the current Yankee road trip; another, that she is about to dump him. “If they’re not together in the next few days,” a Diaz source who’s been correct in their tidbits so far, “you’ll know that she’s pulled the trigger.”

This much is known: After Diaz removed herself from the Rodriguez relationship last fall, A-Rod begged her to come back.

And this month, she’s mostly been in London, working on the movie Gambit with Colin Firth. While taking a series of fairly pedestrian publicity photos with co-star Colin Farrell, Cameron paused the photography session, changed into a pair of short shorts, and continued shooting….

… with a much sexier result, better publicity for the movie, and, of course, a photo she knew Alex would see back in New York,

Get the message A-Rod? A boob job?

If a boob job is what you think I need, you can just keep whacking off to my images — as Diaz also advised Rodriguez to do through the media when she dissed marriage and advised frustrated lovers to “dry hump as much as possible.”

(Wow, sounds like she’s talking to the dog. “Here, crawl under the table and hump my leg, Alex.”)

Cameron’s performing a boob job, all right. Guess who the boob is, A-Rod.

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Though they announced a new winner, by all accounts, Jennifer Lopez, in the words of competing Fox News, “stole the show.”

As we’ve noted before, JLo — new album coming out — has figured out that both record sales and television ratings surge when women trample, dominate, spike, and generally enslave the male, and the American Idol finale was no exception.

Lopez danced… seduced… and conquered. In little more than 50 seconds, she took over the stage and the television sets of an estimated 25 million U.S. males (and an equal number of females enjoying her femdominant appearance.)

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Wow. Just wow.

Sunday night at the Billboard Music Awards, Britney Spears and Rihanna re-created “The Kiss” (Madonna, Britney, Christina Aguilera) — and a lot more.

Welcomed onstage by Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, Britney was lovely in black… mocking the old Playboy Bunny look with the old Hefner-ears, and then proceeding to trample their male slaves with true pinache.

There’s much more to come. For one thing, the performance of dominatrix Rihanna was truly riveting — worthy of Dolores Gray as she effectively trampled multiple male dancers into oblivion.

For another, there’s Nicky Minaj, who (not to our surprise) seems to have fired most of her male handlers in recent weeks, and completed the Kiss II trilogy on Sunday… two ebony femdoms receiving the torch passed to Britney by Madonna.

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Much more to come here as three great dominant females assert their mastery over the disposable male.

For now, click any of the links above or below for vhq images (courtesy of HollywoodGossip.com) and the video… of The Kiss II.