Celebrity Dominatrix

1. Britney Spears. She’s been so femdom in her recent videos for now-platinum album Femme Fatale we’ve not even been able to keep our posts up to date. But there’s competition from the ladies below.

2. Cameron Diaz. Keeping ARod on a string, in the running for the role of Lola in Damn Yankees. Whatever Cameron wants, Cameron gets.

3. Bree Olson. Her sext-dumping of Charlie Sheen puts her close to #1.

4. Goddess Lexi Sindel. Dominating Clips4Sale.com… can she continue the run?

5. Eva Longoria. Leads other stars in visiting submissive-in-chief Barak Obama to support efforts to allow more smart, hard-working people into the United States. Over-rated ex-cuckold Tony Parker ousted from first round of NBA playoffs.

6. Miley Cyrus. Just as we go to press, Miley’s sexy boot-worship concert photos hit the news. We’re still skeptical — is it Photoshop, or is it Miley? — but softening. Er, hardening.

7. Taylor Momsen. Ball-busting Taylor — the last rocker in the world? — hovered in the top 5 throughout March, waiting for one decisive stroke to bust her way up to number one. It’s not likely to happen during Britney’s Femme Fatale ride, but this girl has guns on her heels, and knows howta use ‘em.

8. Nicki Minaj. Soon to appear on Dancing with the Stars. Of course, we suggested Dancing on the Stars.

9. Jessica Alba. Beautiful as a vamp in her photo set for Vogue Italia, but more is needed.

10. Kim Kardashian. Kim’s ex-cuckold Reggie Bush grovels at the feet of a KiKi lookalike, here. And Kimmy issues a lovely photo set as Cleopatra.

And the next ten:

11. Diane Kruger. Wowed everyone at the Coachella events last weekend; wowed us with her 2009 pantyhose domination of Quentin Tarantino.
12. Rosario Dawson. Joins Eva Longoria (above) in attacking the GOP plan to keep hard-working, talented people out of the U.S. Works for us.
13. Rihanna. Her surge to a #1 tie was based largely on a collaboration with Britney Spears on an S & M remix.
14. Megan Fox. There’s been another Megan-needs-a-makeover cry, this time from the dorks at OK Magazine, which thinks she looks too skinny in the photo nearby. Yah, you’d kick her out of bed, we’re sure. Still our Femdom Woman of the Year enjoyed a month of quiet domesticity.
15. Lady Gaga. Donates $1 million to homeless youth in NYC… but her new music video will premier on American Idol. Ehhh.
16. Sarah Palin. Time to declare, Sarah. Or not.
17. Morgan Fairchild. Appearing in a new comedy about lesbian online love. That’s enough for us. It’s Morgan Fairchild.
18. Angelina Jolie. Slow steady work on the onscreen assassination of hubby Brad in her new Bosnia movie, which will also Angelina’s directorial debut. Is she still a Jolie Dominatrix? New details on that in Angelina, the unauthorized biography by Andrew Morton.
19. Goddess Celine. Surging into the Top 40 studios at Clips4Sale.com with a flurry of femme fatale fetish classics.
20. Lois Griffin. We’ve gotten a tremendous response to our piece on Lois. Seems our readers have a thing for cartoon femdom. Who next, fellas… Wilma, or Betty? Penelope Pitstop, or Sweet Polly Purebread? Olive Oyl? Submit your fan art, boys.

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She came, she saw, she conquered, she cuckolded —

And now, porn star Bree Olson has dumped Charlie Sheen…

via text.

(It’s actually the second time she dropped Sheen… Bree sent Charlie to his knees in mid-March, then humbled him in a Charlie-Sheen cuckolding video as we reported here.)

Even after her humiliatrix dismissal, Bree appears to have Charlie still on the hook.

They both say they’re still friends and may run into one another from time to time.

From this, we infer that femdom Bree’s still willing to use Charlie to generate web hits and sales for her BreeOlson.com web site —

and hang out in Hollywood style —

provided he understands the proper role of the male submissive to his “Goddess” (as Sheen has described her.)

When an adult film actress dumps a Hollywood star, she gets style points…

when she executes a sexting dump, it’s about a 9.8.

Stay tuned for more on a woman that appears to have a long run ahead as a major Femdom Power.

“We like it,” chirps Sky.com — and naturally, so do we….

… as Jessica Alba — Dark Angel indeed — returns to the femdom limelight with a short hairstyle and long legs in the May issue of Vogue Italia.

“I like mystery,” Alba notes, “so I don’t put it all out there.”

But there’s plenty “out there” to admire in a photo set that includes Alba in black fetish pantyhose and heels, stiletto-sharp diamonds, vampire-red-brown lipstick….

and an ebony female-assassin-style mask that calls to mind a dark version of Ursula Andress’s opening dance in The Tenth Victim. (A film originally released, interestingly enough, in Italy, as La Decima Vittima.)

“She looks eeeevil,” style blog Froyonation approves. She certainly does.

(Copyright: The image above is copyright © Vogue Italia, all rights reserve. It is posted here at reduced quality as a promotional device and the Fair Use Doctrine, for purposes of artistic criticism and political discussion. Subscribe to Vogue here.)

More Jessica Alba femdom galleries

Taylor Momsen’s kill-em-all challenge for #1 femme fatale status to Britney Spears has been issued and, now, answered —

As Britney welcomes femdom-tag-team partner Nicki Minaj to a celebration at The Factory, with throngs of adoring males and supporting females reveling in their employment of raw Vagina Power.

Minaj — first major album title, Young Money Mistress — entered with an entourage of submissive male handlers and wardrobe adjusters, pictured nearby.

She was welcomed by Spears with a femme-e-femme tete-e-tete embrace that sent a clear message — males are inessential — with overtones of “The Kiss” between Britney and Madonna.

The combination led males in attendance to attempt a crowd-surf just to get close to Minaj’s feet, according to E-Online:

[It] was complete pandemonium. Six people were carried out after hyperventilating. They literally fainted when Britney walked onto the stage. (EOnline.com)

Britney’s recruitment of Minaj for the former’s summer femme fatale tour strengthens our reading that Britney Spears is spreading her femdom wings… dominating the male, and loving it.

After this weekend’s exchange, it’s advantage Britney. But it also appears that the Britney Spears vs. Taylor Momsen competition has begun — and with an excellent opening volley by both.

It should be a fascinating and exciting year in fem-power annals. Spring is sprung, with promise of a long, hot summer for the disposable male.

More links and resources:

Britney Spears femme fatale — UHQ image galleries

Nicki Minaj fan group — news, photos, videos

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Britney, there’s competition.

Bitchy, bratty Taylor Momsen — who, reportedly, once set her dog’s testicles on fire — is making a clear bid for the #1 Femdom Power ranking.

Thursday night, she appeared in a Metallica t-shirt that reads “Kill ‘em all.”

It’s a reference, a publicist says, to males, the “unnecessary” species, and to “lame musicians everywhere” (hmm, who could that mean?) who confuse syntho-bop with rock and roll.

The female Alice Cooper — still several months shy of 18 — thus throws her whip into the ring… even as Britney mounts an impressive month, forming an ineluctable fem-power Minaj-a-trois alliance with Nicki and Rihanna.

Kill “all” the males?

Down with “lame” techno-dance-pop?

Clearly, T-Mom has designs near and dear to our hearts…. ushering in the age of the disposable male.

Competition is healthy; competition brings innovation, new ways, hard work, improved methods. It improves everyone.

Taylor Momsen vs. Britney Spears, in a mutual drive to subjugate and enslave the male species. The gauntlet has been thrown.

Taylor Momsen worship –
“girls don’t need men”