Celebrity Dominatrix

Britney Spears continues her ride on the human-ponyboy-wannabe herd that is our readership, holding steady at numero uno, even amidst the fickle editorial board at Celebrity Dominatrix.

We’ve almost taken it for granted that her new album, Femme Fatale, would debut at #1, and in a few days, it will. But Britney’s femdom artistry, from The Kiss with Madonna through her female assassin role in Toxic, on to recent concerts in San Francisco and Las Vegas, cannot be understated.

Nor, as we’ve observed before, does it appear to be mere artistry. The roots are getting deep, after almost a decade. And Britney appears to have gone through a life-style transition.

Britney Spears dominatrix — long may she trample.

Of course, this means that the real turnover in the femdom power rankings took place in spots #2-19, as we review below.

1. Britney Spears. The choreography of Britney’s recent concerts, with human doggie and pony boys, Cleopatra-style biers, and a plethora of trample and body-worship fetish, says it all.

We’re still planning to post some of that terrific graphic artistry from our friends at Britney Spears Sissor Vixen — but waiting to hear from the group owner, ahem. Meantime, on with the rest of the Top 20:

2. Lady Gaga. You’ve demanded her, and you’ve got her. The comments on our message board and fan polls indicate we’ve clearly underestimated the femdominance of Lady Gaga. So here she is, surging up multiple spots to #2, boots and entourage in tow.

Not that we don’t like, indeed adore, her Schtick. From the meat dress to the femdom hospital visit, she’s been a trend-setter and more… clearly a femocrat with legitimate femdom instincts and charisma.

But you reach a certain point on the Madonna meter. Just as it’s hard for her to shock any more, it’s hard for us to be shocked — and so, we’ve been lukewarm, instead of gaga, for Gaga.

3. Taylor Momsen. Ball-busting Taylor — the last rocker in the world? — hovered in the top 5 throughout March, waiting for one decisive stroke to bust her way up to number one. It’s not likely to happen during Britney’s Femme Fatale ride, but this girl has guns on her heels, and knows howta use ‘em.

4. Cameron Diaz. Cameron continues to impress with her make-ARod-swallow routine. As her little ballboy breaks from spring training, it appears whatever Cameron wants, Cameron gets. She could be just one public humiliation away — noticed any shrinkage from possible steriod use, GF? — from a run at the top spot.

5. Rihanna. Chris Brown, along with a group of ball-gagged reporters, bites the dust with Rihanna’s release of the femdom triumph S & M.

It now seems distant, but is in fact less than two months old… but Rihanna has competition — see above — from many other worthy girlydoms as the Decade of the Disposable Male rolls on.

6. Kim Kardashian. Another so-so month for Kimmy after such a hot streak in December and January.

We did like the lovely green dress for the Midori campaign, and now that KK’s modeling the Victoria’s Secret swimsuit line, there’s yet another reason to buy stock in Limited Brands. A tad one-dimensional, and yet, how can we get over a girl whose use of the soft thigh-high boot rivals that of Lady Gaga?

7. Angelina Jolie. We hate to say it, but must tell it like it is: Angelina’s been highly domestic in recent months. Here’s hoping her directorial debut, which reportedly includes her killing Brad Pitt onscreen, lifts the Tombraider back where she belongs.

8. Princess Fatale. We can’t recognize the artistry of, e.g., Britney Spears’s Don’t Hold it Against Me without paying homage to the barely-21 Russian brat whose own bridal-white to femme-fatale-black video helped pave the way in 2007…

and who, indeed, egged Britney to return to the edgy disposable-male themes of Toxic in our 2008 cri de couer, “Britney Spears dominatrix: Stand on Your Man.”

9. Rosario Dawson. A lethal femme fatale in Sin City who says she can’t wait to bust some more balls in Sin City 2… our kinda girl, and on the rise.

10. Bijou Steal. She’s taking James Bond down the way he should be — with her lovably bare ballerina’s legs in For Her Thighs Only. Don’t miss her profile, “Ballerina gone Fatale,” at DieForHer.com.

And the next ten:

11. Lexi Sindel. Another good month for the Lady Gaga of Clips4Sale.com. Next month, we hear she’ll perform an actual human sacrifice involving Dick Cheney and the law firm that wrote the terms of usage agreement for YouTube.
12. Nadya Suleman (Octomom). She definitely delivers (ouch, ‘dwe jussaythat?) as the star of her own viral dominatrix video. And shows that moms can be dommes.
13. Megan Fox. Femdom Woman of the Year Megan Fox hasn’t done anything much to cause a fall in the opening weeks of 2011. But not doing much to trample on males invokes the “snooze you lose” law of our Dominatrix Top 20, and so Morgan’s relatively quiet start to the new year inevitably produces a relaxation from her #1 ranking.
14. Lauren Santo Domingo bursts onto the femdom scene as “the new Lady Astor,” courtesy of Town and Country magazine. She’s already a style and culture icon… but now she’s cracked the Femdom Power Rankings Top 20.
15. Sharon Stone. The favorite femme fatale of femmes fatale. It’s revealing that her Basic Instinct role is so often imitated… most recently by Lindsey Vonn.
16. Morgan Fairchild. Morgan Fairchild doesn’t have to do much to remain in, or even move up, in the Fem-Power Rankings. This month she appears in a new comedy about lesbian online love. That’s enough for us.
17. Bree Olson. Described by Charlie Sheen as his “Goddess” — that’s good enough for us.
18. Serena Williams. Looks hot, but keeps her cool, after her sexy femdom commercial for EA Sports gives the game producer to get cold feet. Service ace; advantage Serena.
19. Lois Griffin. We’ve gotten a tremendous response to our restoration, from the archives, of our piece on Lois. The only question is, what other great cartoon girls are harboring a whip and a CBT device under their vanilla exterior? Wilma, or Betty? Penelope Pitstop, or Sweet Polly Purebread? Olive Oyl? Submit your fan art, boys.
20. Kate Moss. An increasingly avante-garde fetish artist, comfortable and commanding as Kate Moss dominatrix.

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No sooner had Charlie Sheen proclaimed Mean Bitches dominatrix Bree Olson his femdom “Goddess” than the lovely star set out to humiliate him.

The porn star, who all the while has been posting updates to her BreeOlson.com web site, broke up with Sheen a few days later….

Only to accept a groveling message from Sheen begging her to rejoin his entourage.

Bree’s reportedly had Charlie eating out of a doggie dish complete with a leash, engaged in long chastity sessions (for Charlie, that means up to 24 hours)….

and encased his head in fetish pantyhose while he screams out her name and performs oral service.

Attendees at one of Sheen’s February parties says she had Charlie crawling around on the floor after her, though this source said it wasn’t clear if his groveling was “the femdom or the drugs.”

The latest? She’s now appearing in an online video with Peter North that has turned Charlie Sheen into our celebrity cuckold of the month, here, courtesy of Freeones.com.

That’s Olson nearby in a series of screen captures from her own web site… a femdom video she describes as “one of her favorites.”

We especially like the way she’s kept the notoriously unstable Sheen strung out and begging for more. This is a young lady with clear potential as a #1 femdom.

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Bijou Steal sits down to seduce James Bond between her deadly legs, openly laying out her plan to destroy him, in the POV video that lets you play agent .007…

For Her Thighs Only.

You can view a free preview, here as long as it lasts on YouTube, or meet Bijou Steal in her profile as April’s Femme Fatale. Or just submit to Bijou’s killer legs and enjoy your final moments before submitting… For Her Thighs Only.

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Not unlike Fox Network (Lois Griffin dominatrix), EA Sports exhibits a certain hypocrisy…

Not long after Serena Williams’s hot femdom video went viral and started generating thousands of sales of the company’s mediocre “Top Spin 4″ video game, the company issued a disclaimer clarifying that it’s not an official production of EA Sports.

Yah, sure, right. We know: You hired Serena Williams; set up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of makeup artists, videographers, studio time, wardrobe; paid Williams’s modeling fees; attended the shoot; made arrangements with your lawyers to protect the copyright and trademark of EA Sports …

And now you are shocked — shocked! — to find that the result was a Serena Williams dominatrix video clip. One that you desperately hope gets pulled down off of YouTube right now.

(Aside: YouTube spokesmen won’t comment, but they didn’t indicate EA Sports has made any request to pull the clip off its airwaves. Ms. Williams has some integrity: The Serena Williams Twitter page doesn’t mention the clip, but doesn’t denounce it either. Hmm.)

Knowing how the YouTube Nazis respond when a major advertiser rolls an eyeball, we can only assume EA Sports is, in fact, fine with Serena’s clip.

Now lookit, we know: You’ve got a young audience. You want to sell games to teenagers using sex, but avoid being accountable for your actions. So, nudgenudge winkwink, your secret is safe with CelebrityDominatrix.com. Not.

From a femocracy perspective, Serena’s video is outstanding. You can download it by joining our Celebrity Dominatrix Fan Group, below.

(We won’t link to the capricious online versions because we’re confident the YouTube Nazis and EA Sports will eventually pull it… just not until their focus groups show it’s done its job, seducing teenagers into buying their games, before they discover that the clip violates the YouTube Nazi Handbook.)

In the meantime, enjoy it.

Just remember, it’s not an official release by EA Sports.

We guess that means if you like it, you should not by their cheezy games….

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The rise of femdom Britney Spears (see our last post on The Kiss) continued in 2004 with the release of Toxic —

In which Spears morfs from a demure stewardess cum bimbo; changes a nerd male into a hunk, before duping him out of his secret pass key; dons black leather to bike through the city on a cycle driven by a male in a kind of human-pony role; and finally obtains a dangerous poison from some sort of quasi-government or -corporate superagency…

Which Britney uses it to coldly dispatch her victim, turning the tables to pour the Toxic poison into the mouth of male-dom… before delivering a kiss of death and flying away, back to her flight where she will presumably work her wiles on more victims.

In between these plot-line segments, Spears appears repeatedly in a semi-naked white body suit, seducing the camera while clad only in see-through nylon and diamonds… truly a femme fatale’s best friend.

It’s worth noting that in the song’s literal lyrics, of course, Spears is calling her male partner “toxic.” But in the video, it’s sheer irony. Britney’s fem-power bring the male to eat his own… well, you know… poison…. and once again, the female manipulatrix is deadlier than the male sperminator.

Along the way, Toxic won Britney her first Grammy… and is widely recognized as one of the top dance songs of the decade. Princess Fatale, who knows a thing or two about domination of the male, has praised it as one of her favorite pieces of femme fatale art.

Think Britney’s just stumbled onto the whole dominatrix, femme fatale thing? Consider these two facts: 1. She’s named Toxic her favorite song and video (at least, as of a 2009 interview.) 2. She had to lobby record company executives to release the song as a single and produce the video.

Toxic, in other words, is all about fem power, in the person, of course, of Britney Spears.

In the clip, she effects transitions in the subservient males around her, and, as well, in herself.

An analogue, perhaps, for Britney’s life and career so far?

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