Angelina Jolie, “Happy Homewrecker?” Chelsea Handler’s bimbo eruption
Chelsea Handler is a good friend to Jennifer Aniston; or anyway, she’s trying to be.
Addressing Angelina Jolie and her ever-more-public enslavement of Aniston-ex Brad Pitt, Handler remarks:
She’s a homewrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f***ing **** … You’re a f***ing b***h. (From Hollyscoop.com.)
Here’s the story: Aniston, a beautiful and powerful femme in her own right, resents the fact that Angelina Jolie has found Pitt’s weak spot — a submissive streak and a longing to serve a powerful woman that’s now well known among friends of the family.
Jen’s friends, including Handler, reflect her frustration both that Pitt turns out to be a closet slaveboy giving away his secrets to Jolie as Delilah — and that Aniston didn’t spot it herself.
(See photo nearby of Jolie and Pitt, from the set for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Friends of Jolie say after her dominatrix scenes in this film, Pitt came out of the closet and begged Angelina to dominate him using the exact fetish wardrobe seen onscreen.)
Wehl, k’mon girls. It’s been how many years? There are plenty of other Samsons in Hollywood, New York, and Washington D.C.
Jenn Sterger found one and is bringing down Brett Favre; Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, another.
Jen, you can do it — destroy someone new. Chelsea, tell your friend to move on. Is all that f-wording really necessary? Some “Handler.”
( Don’t forget to take our Angelina Jolie dominates Brad Pitt survey at Femdom Destiny, and sign up for the Angelina Jolie worship group for updates. )
(Images copyright Maxim online and Warner Brothers, by permission and Fair Use, all rights reserved.)
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Perhaps when Ms. Jolie is done with him… And does anyone really doubt that she will dispose of him at some point? Ms. Aniston will have the chance to reclaim him. What’s left of him anyway.
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