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The world’s 20 most dominant women as of November 30, 2010:

1. Lindsay Lohan (Left, courtesy of 360 Pictures, all rights reserved, and Fair Use Doctrine.) LiLo surges to #1 after her unabashed femme fatale role in Machete — and the humilation of her pathetic cuckold father.

With Megan Fox, Eva Longoria, and Cameron Diaz on the rise, LiLo’s spot is far from secure. Make sure to join the Lindsay Lohan fan group and track her progress in the Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings.

2. Angelina Jolie. Angelina a solid second, continuing with the cuckolding and enslavement of Brad Pitt. It appears “the process,” as friends call it, has already begun. Bark like a dog, Brad. Bark. That’s a good boy.

3. Helen Mirren of Red climbs all the way to #3, besting former #1 femdom Megan Fox in the Esquire sexiest-woman-alive survey in a landslide.

We happen to agree that Mirren is truly femme fatale… and her role in Reds is only the latest. (That’s Helen, left, in her sexy bronze brassiere scene from the move Excalibur, left — just before she seduces and outwits Merlin.) See our forthcoming tribute this November.

4. Megan Fox. Vagina power dropped briefly out of the top 10, as Megan Fox lost a celebrity-femdom survey to Helen Mirren (and by a decisive 2-1 margin) as the sexiest woman alive. But she surges back into the top 10 as submissive director Micheal Bay falls to his knees in Megan worship and admits his enslavement to close friends.

This young lady is likely to remain in the celebrity femdom Top 20 for a decade or more to come. Worship!

5. Cameron Diaz. The dumping and public humilation of Alex Rodriguez — the greatest choke artist in the history of the New York Yankees — vaults dominatrix Cameron into the top 5. She’s crushed an over-rated celebrity male submissive with elegance and femdom grace —

6. Britney Spears. Keep an eye out for our forthcoming fan-worship galleries of Britney crushing males to death — courtesy of the Britney Spears Scissor-Dominatrix fan site at Yahoo.

7. Eva Longoria. The trampling of Tony Parker continues; you read the story of his cuckolding first here.

8. Morgan Fairchild. The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation remains in the top 10, but needs a news item to get back to number 1.

9. Maggie Q. The new La Femme Nikita and, judging from massive reader response to our one post on her, possibly the most fatale. Don’t forget to join the new Maggie Q fan group.

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Right, courtesy of M-Moeslund.DK, all rights reserved.)

Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have we. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the heartless bitch die-for-me vixen of Cruel Intentions…. the femme fatale of the 1990s. But she’s clinging to a top-10 spot mainly for sentimental reasons; time to kick some balls, darling.

And the next ten:

11. Jenn Sterger. Brett Favre and Roger Goodell, meet your Delilah. Jenn Sterger surges up the Femdom Power Rankings, perhaps awaiting only one more triumph over gentrifying signal-caller Brett to hit the top 10. “If it gets any better than this, we can’t wait.”
12. Melissa Pentauk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur. Never returns our tweets or emails, adding to her Queen-Patricia-style allure, but we wish she’d call.
13. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”
14. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
15. Christina Aguilera. Her soon-to-be-ex husband apparently sent more than 5 dozen text messages begging for Christina to accept him as a slave-cuckold. More to come, and certainly enough, combined with Burlesque, to return Christina to the Top 20. More to come on her lesbian vacation to cuckold slave-husband Jordan.
16. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
17. Sarah Palin. (Left, with Richard Cheney). We’re looking for big things out of this woman, a future Sarah Palin dominatrix. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office. Meantime, however, her party’s trouncing of the whimpy Obama Democrats in America’s off-year election certainly brings the Yankee Margaret Thatcher up a few slots, to #17. Keep it up, girl.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Taylor Momsen. It’s hard to see the torch passing to anyone but Britney Spars after that kiss — oh, that kiss — from Madonna. But young Taylor has the chutzpah and the Schtick… a cool dismissal of her critics and open use of sexual power that spells femdom all over. We can’t pretend she’s not top 20 material any longer.
20 Teri Hatcher. It’s impossible to forget the boot worship from one Holywood exec; the domination of Jay Leno in his Teri Hatcher ass-worship session; or the lesbian kiss with Eva Longoria. Legs, legs, legs — and, well, more legs.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

(Join the Jenn Sterger fan group at Yahoo.)

She’s done to Brett Favre what Rachel Uchitel did to Tiger Woods —

Or, actually, she’s humbled him much more deply.

Uchitel, after all, did have an affair with Tiger. Sterger never even answered Favre’s pathetic slave-boy texts, and later confided to friends that Favre’s advances were “inept” and “pathetic.”

Furthermore, Sterger’s at least a semi-serious journalist who has used Favre’s groveling to advance her career — and ruin the end of his.

Since the story of Sterger’s role as Favre’s Delilah broke, Favre has plunged to the worst passer rating of his career, lost his wife, and apparently, will retire (finally) this year in disgrace and humiliation.

What’s more, she’s followed a restrained and sophisticated legal strategy that has exposed both Favre, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, as the lame hypocrites that they are.

All to the ultimate poster-boy of the ultimate-macho-dickhead sport.

If it gets any better than this, we can’t wait.

You’ll hear a lot about who-dumped-whom in the brief dating relationship between Alex Rodriguez and celebrity dominatrix Cameron Diaz –

But here’s all you need to know:

A close examination of the chronology shows clearly that lovely Ms. Diaz kicked ARod to the curb — at a time when he was batting a typically limp-dicked .190 in baseball’s playoffs…. choking at his sport just as he chokes at satisfying females.

(“Cameron was seen leaving Morton’s Club in London with a mystery man on Oct. 19,” according to Zimbio.com, “while A-Rod was playing in the biggest game of the season.” Yah: ARod-less and the Yankees failed in the clutch; Ms. Diaz sought satisfaction elsewhere. Works for us.)

That’s Cameron (upper left) symbolically stepping on a chair and dominating the New York skyline. Suggestively, a male (ARod) is welcome to step off the chair and choke himself to death —

Or take a cordless bungee jump to the pavement below.

ARod’s (inset, right) celebrity dating woes continue, while Ms. Diaz (main image, right) steps towers above Manhattan. The age of the disposable male rolls on — while the whimpiest Yankee cries for what he lost.

He filed, she filed. While everyone is focusing on the timing of divorce papers in Longoria v. Parker, substance is being overlooked.

Tony Parker’s papers reportedly complain of both rampant cheating by Eva. Ya think? Yes, Tony. That’s what’s being a cuckold means.

There’s also a reference to “bizarre sexual rituals.” Again: Ya think? Submissive slave-husband Tony has participated in these for several years as dominatrix Eva’s young boytoy — the couple has even discussed his spousal enslavement in public.

(See our previous post on Eva Longoria, Dominating Housewife, here.)

Enjoy the drama — there’s much more to come, and more than meets the eye. And don’t forget to join our Eva Longoria Fan Group, for further updates and free photos, video, and other content.

Megan Fox took an inevitable dip after a month atop the Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings, following on the incredible rise of senior siren Helen Mirren.

But you can’t keep a good femdom down for long, and indeed, as regular readers know, you’re likely to wind up under her… if you’re lucky.

All the recent press about her non-role in Transformers 3 just calls to mind for us the image of her with director Michael Bay — from the 2008 MTV awards, right — summarizing both her natural dominance and his submission.

(Right click for larger version. Photograph is copyright © Associated Press, all rights reserved, at reduced quality and size under the Fair Use Doctrine. Special thanks also to Hollyscoop and its perky story, “Bow down, Micheal,” here.)

We’ve no doubt it was Bay that Megan Fox had in mind when she told Cosmo how easy it is to bring the seemingly powerful male to his proper place in love, groveling on his knees before the female Goddess.

And it’s a good career move to transcend the tiresome Transformer franchise, and spread her wings, as it were, in what looks like a serious role with Mickey Roarke in her next film.

All of which brings Megan Fox back into the top 5, looking regal and triumphant. Still well shy of 30, she has many more directors and studio executives to trample on to come.