Celebrity Dominatrix

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It took only a few days for the news of her casual relationship with Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin to drive Reggie Bush clamoring back to Kim Kardashian…

Or maybe it was the femdom-fetish images from her 2011 calendar, laced with black gloves and opaque and impenetrable pantyhose, that Kardashian made sure to lead out in recent days, “partly just to remind Reggie what he’ll never have again.”

Whatever the cause, the alacrity makes her display of femme-power all the more impressive. When the two spoke last week, Kardashian deftly tugged the chain… and Reggie Barked like an obedient dog.

A moment of true spontaneity? Probably not. Little that KK does appears to be unplanned.

All the same, there’s elegance in a public humiliation scene played out by the dominant female with such ease.

“It’s driving me f—— crazy!,” Bush pleaded during the telephone call. (Which KK put on speaker and videotaped for her television reality show.)

They called Reggie Superman when he was at USC. It appears, however, that femininity has found Reggie’s kryptonite — and it is Kim Kardashian.

Lindsay Lohan is not alone in her role as a primordial male-destroyer in the forthcoming Machete — Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and other femmes fatale do their duty as well.

But her unabashed, indeed celebratory approach to her assignment as a heartless castrating siren is unmatched. And whereas Alba is apologetic about her role as a sex symbol and vows to tone it down, Lohan enjoys her mastery of the penis-brained species. LiLo has, in fact, defied her father’s efforts to quash her die-for-me appearance as a sister of death in the movie.

See the leaked nude stills from the movie, lower right. Wow.

Yah, yah. She’s a Disney brat. She likes to party. She’s defied a (drumroll please) a ridiculous L.A. judge.

Maybe that’s part of her charm. Lindsay Lohan is the innocent child who has grown up to drive men to madness, despair, and death — and, charmingly, as a stable lesbian, doesn’t care a whit about male affirmation.

She’s thus hit #1 on our Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings, and happily aloof from the rantings of the male hyp-ocracy. Long may she reign.

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We can already hear (okay, read) some of the emails we’ll get: “Where’s the male slave?”

But as one looks at the Kate Moss spread with Topshop — samples nearby; right click for full-size version — it’s easy to see that the suggestive femdom imagery, in some ways, is even more alluring than a blatant, CFNM approach would have been.

Upper left, we see Kate atop what’s obviously a row of cages. Animals? Male servants? Is there any difference? In the age of femocracy, Woman has turned man into the beast of burden that is natural to him.

Do we really need to see “Other World Kingdom” stamped on the side of the box to get the message?

Similarly, below right, we’re counting on readers to fill in the blank, as it were, without having to use Photoshop (r).

If you like, boyos, you can picture yourself as the fantasy man-dog to Kate Moss’s regnant princess-hood.