Celebrity Dominatrix

It’s getting harder and harder to make the case that Kim Kardashian doesn’t belong in the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 —

If not the top 10…

So maybe we’ll just stop trying.

Kardashian’s fashion sense shows a self-awareness of her own fem-power, and where the male animal instinctively longs to grovel and serve.

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You have to tip your hat to the network execs at the CW. They know a good femme fatale when they see one, and they know the value of a good assassin-dominatrix character for attracting viewers.

Indeed, when we surveyed leading dominatrices on their favorite femmes fatale in 2007-2008, the Nikita character tied with Catwoman as the most popular lethal bitch in the popular culture.

(Mistress V of Montreal described growing up to the television series…  while imitating Nikita in seducing and bullying her young schoolmates. Athena Fatale, meanwhile, posted not only a pithy little tribute to the earlier movie version of LFK, featuring Anne Parillaud, but one of the more riveting femme fatale images we’ve seen in years to go with it.)

Furthermore, the network couldn’t have done a better casting job than selecting Maggie Q, lean and mean from numerous femme fatale roles, to start as Nikita. The poster above was banned in New York, for heaven’s sake; perhaps rightly so, given it would almost certainly have caused several traffic deaths per day.

(We’re guessing the producers didn’t mind all that much, given the publicity garnered from the somewhat arbitrary decision, which made the City that Never Sleeps look like the YouTube Nazis for consistency.)

And from the early episodes, it would seem the producers have wisely obtained some excellent writers, who get the fact that the audience wants to see its femmes fatale actually killing males, not wandering through hour after hour with only a few victims. (As in the inaptly-named Femme Fatale feature movie some years ago with Rebecca Romijn.)

In a way, maybe we’re giving them too much credit. It’s been clear to astute producers for some time that female domination sells. Women are demanding it, and asserting it; and in their heart of hearts, males want it too.

STILL, NOT EVERYONE gets the message: Witness the sorry fortunes of the James Bond franchise, which hasn’t had a strong female assassin character since The World is not Enough. (You can read our analysis in “James Bond, RIP.”)

La Femme Nikita’s resilience as a product thus resemble’s Nikita’s strong woman character as a person; the franchise is an echo to the femme. If the producers execute as well as they’ve selected, Maggie Q should have a long and deadly run.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of September 15, 2010:

1. Angelina Jolie. Rising four spots as she begins the humiliation and destruction of Brad Pitt. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through. It appears “the process,” as friends call it, has already begun. (See our recent entry, Branded Pitt.)

2. Lindsay Lohan. You’ve gotta stay active to be a dominant woman, and LiLo has been active indeed. Our hopes for a Cat-Ballou-style rescue before sentencing were dashed, dropping LiLo a couple of notches over summer — but her comeback, especially the gracious but tenacious Vanity Fair interview, has brought LiLo nearly all the way back. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.

3. Megan Fox. Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex, and her recent relative inactivity, has dropped her to #3.

4. Morgan Fairchild. (Pictured, right.) The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation rises up to #2 (current power rankings), edging political pal Hillary Clinton as we begin our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series.

5. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.

6. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.

7. Jessica Alba. Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.

8. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

9. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to. And to check out her recent productions at Deadly Femmes — striking, sexy, lethal.

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions. But she’s clinging to a top-10 spot mainly for sentimental reasons; time to kick some balls, darling.

And the next ten:

11. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #1 and #5 above.
12. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur. Never returns our tweets or emails, adding to her Queen-Patricia-style allure, but we wish she’d call.
13. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower, squared. (And she’s German, the nation of femdom.) With no disrespect to the U.S. and its faux war on terror, diese Beine sind die echt “Twin Towers.”
14. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme. She’s about to make a surge with the release of her forthcoming clip for JamesBondRIP.com.
15. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

Friends of Brad Pitt are said to be highly concerned about the extent to which Angelina Jolie has begun what she calls “the process” —

seducing, then withdrawing, cutting off sex, humiliating, and finally enslaving him… before finally kicking him to the curb.

It’s a process, they say, she’s used before to dispose of lovers and husbands, celebrating her own female power, advancing her career — and leaving them demoralized and broken…

just the fate that should befall the male moth who dares to approach the femme fatale flame.

And just the kind of bold femdom move needed to catapult Jolie back to the top of our global Celebrity Dominatrix Power Rankings — back at #1.

In its August 30 edition, “Bored with Brad,” the Star reports on Jolie’s recent taunting and humiation tactics, a combination of mental cruelty, taunting, false accusation, and bullying that includes degrading Pitt’s performance in bed, and questioning his stamina and ability to satisfy a woman.

BUT THERE’S A BACK STORY even the astute reporters at the Star may not be fully aware of — or, are waiting to follow up on — involving Angelina’s female domination history with other males, and especially with closet-submissive Brad.

Brad Pitt? A submissive? It seems implausible, especially after the way Pitt at least seemed to play the on-top role in his own long-and-painful dismissal of the lovely Jennifer Anniston.

But this simply adds to Angelina’s enjoyment, a friend of the Jolie-Pitts says, now that she is “bored with Brad, it’s that simple,” and has decided to

Our sources say that Pitt at first agreed to the slave-submissive role in play with Angelina as a way of spicing things up, and apologizing for his infidelities. (By the way, at least some of these sources question whether Pitt has, in fact, strated — they believe Jolie accuses him of cheating as a tactic for forcing him into sex-slave activities.)

Whatever the origins, Pitt has become increasingly submissive — for real — getting hooked on living out the role of submissive slut to Angelina as “his ultimate fantasy.”

“Brad’s so used to having power, he’s been surprised at how vulnerable he is to a femme fatale approach.” our source (who has made confirmed visits with Angelina to local BDSM establishments int he past) says.

“It’s a little like Samson and Delilah — the bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

Our sources? Off the record, but they include a former public employee and a close family friend.

Our information? A history of whips, hoods, handcuffs, and a ball gag, worn by Pitt, that she’s now threatening to offer up for auction.

She’s also hinted, in at least one shouting match, that she has video footage of at least some of Brad’s increasingly groveling behavior, which, in addition to the aforementioned ball gag, also involves some time following Jolie around the house on all fours wearing a doggie leash she taungingly re-uses from Brad’s once-favorite dog, “Bull.”

(We’re unable to get any information on the alleged tapes. But the choke collar described by family friends does appear to match that used by the Jolie-Pitts for Brad’s pitt bull, photographed above in 2007.)

Is there a chastity/torture device in Brad’s future? That’s Angelina’s goal — just as she imposed on Billy Bob Thornton, and her own brother, in the past.

With or without the CBT-3000, Brad Pitt is falling, hard and fast, our sources say, and is at once horrified and lovestruck by Angelina’s emergence as his de facto ex-wife and emergent owner-dominatrix. It may not belong before this puppy is seen in a new starring role… barking out loud on YouTube.

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