Celebrity Dominatrix

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of August 21, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. (Pictured, left.) Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex makes her vulnerable to the ever-lurking femme now at #2:

2. Morgan Fairchild. Sixty years old and still to die for. The icon of a generation rises up to #2 edging political pal Hillary Clinton as our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series continues.

3. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.

4. Jessica Alba (right). Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.

Nearby, she takes a public drag on a cigarette — ingratiating Fox and the tobacco lobby, we’re sure, but giving the finger to the PC set.

5. Angelina Jolie. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.

6. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.

7. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

8. Sharon Stone. Back in the top 10, based on her cool dismissal of the over-rated (Meryl Streep) and the over kowtowed to (China.) Where’s Basic Instinct III?

9. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions.

And the next 10:
11. Lindsay Lohan. Poised for a comeback. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.
12. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #3 and #5 above. But Eva’s been quiet lately, and so has slipped several notches over the summer.
13. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.
14. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.
15. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme.
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to mistressanna@dieforher.com, preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

“It’s easy to control men. They’re boys – they’re easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand.” — MEGAN FOX

According to a Fox publicist and an MGM official, she recently kicked the producers of the James Bond movie franchise to the curb, spurning their offer to make her the highest-paid Bond Girl ever. “I want a good character, a strong part, if I’m going to be in the Bond series,” she told a friend. “I want a role like the Fammke Jansen role” — namely, Xenia Onatopp, who converts several males into femme fatalities in her romp through Goldeneye.

Megan Fox faces strong competition from Morgan Fairchild, Hillary Clinton, and others — but, for now, continues her solid run at the top of the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 Fem-Power Rankings.

It’s more than Catherine Tramell, lesbian serial killer who brings rock stars and Micheal Douglas to their knees for oral service… but what if it weren’t?

Basic Instinct I, “the leg cross,” and under-rated BI II, “the belt asphyx,” are plenty to hang your hat on.

Lately, Stone has dared to criticize China, Meryl Streep, and other conventional-wisdom icons, episodes the Daily Mail and others always refer to as “gaffes” or “snafus,” but which Celebrity Dominatrix considers solid femme fatale ballbusts.

China? Stone says the earthquake there may be payback for the country’s bad karma in Tibet. Now, the Tibet cause may be a bit Hollywoodesquely narrow — let’s not forget tens of millions of slave laborers outside of Tibet, or the country’s brazen denial of basic political rights to more than a billion Chinese.

And Streep? Who isn’t tired of her? She was terrific in the Deer Hunter, even though we’d have like to see her fight back when her father slaps her around. But that was lat 1970s. Get over it.

Thus, partly because it’s been a slow summer, Stone surges back into the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10, where we’ve had the nagging sense she’s always belonged.

Call it a hunch; call it an instinct. Yah. Sharon Stone dominatrix: Long may she cross.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of August 3, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex makes her vulnerable to the ever-lurking femme now at #2:
2. Morgan Fairchild. (Pictured, right.) The femme fatale fetish icon of a generation rises up to #2 (current power rankings), edging political pal Hillary Clinton as we begin our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series.
3. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.
4. Angelina Jolie. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.
5. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.
6. Jessica Alba. Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.
7. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

8. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions.
10. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #2 and #4 above. But Eva’s been quiet lately, and so slips a couple notches from our last ranking.

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.
12. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.
13. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme.
14. Sharon Stone. Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?
15. Lindsay Lohan. Our hopes for a Cat-Ballou-style rescue before sentencing were dashed, dropping LiLo a couple of notches. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

Morgan Fairchild’s appearances on Search for Tomorrow (see captures, left) brought her the attention of New York television and Hollywood movie producers alike.

She played Jennifer, a confident, scheming girl who knew how to get what she wants with a gun or just a smile, but often, both.

Already visible was the knowing Fairchild sneer, with which she seemed to regard both women and men — but especially men — rather like a piece of sushi… something she could consume at any time at her caprice.

Essentially, it was a vixen-vitale version of many of Fairchild’s later roles, from Flamingo Road to Time Bomb, which made her the femme fatale fetish icon of a generation.

(By the way, please visit the official Morgan Fairchild site, and support one of her many fine charitable causes.)

Like so many males, the Search for Tomorrow role was only one of several stepping stones under Fairchild’s lovely heels. We’ll review some others in part 3 as our Morgan Fairchild dominatrix series continues.