Celebrity Dominatrix

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of July 11, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. (Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. We feel a future post coming on.)
2. Hillary Clinton. (Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.)
3. Morgan Fairchild. (Consistently in the top 5 of woman men would love to be dominated by, for a generation.)
4. Angelina Jolie. (Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.)
5. Lucy Liu. (From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.)
6. Jessica Alba. (Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.)
Domme Dietrich. (She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.)
8. Eva Longoria. (At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #2 and #4 above.)
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com)
10. Britney Spears. (Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since ).

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Penteuk. (Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.)
12. Lindsay Lohan. (She is everywhere.)
13. Stella Van Gent. (Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.)
14. Cameron Diaz. (See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!)
15. Princess Nikita Fatale. (2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com.)
16. Sophie Marceau. (That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.)
17. Sharon Stone. (Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?)
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. (Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.)
19. Christina Aguilera. (That kiss. Oh, that kiss.)
20. Sarah Palin. (We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.)

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And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

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