Celebrity Dominatrix

Em, yah, that’s pretty much our headline: Morgan Fairchild. Need anything else be said?

Megan Fox needs no introduction as an actress, nor, recently, as the world’s leading spokesinatrix for female dominance.

1. Her “vagina power” interview says it all.

“Women hold the power,” she tells Cosmo, “because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

2. She spurned an offer to play in a future Bond episode for all the right reasons, telling the producers she’d consider a part, but only as a strong femme fatale, not a Bond Bimbo. Attagirl.

3. Oh, more from Cosmo:

“I collect attractive boys… [and] I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down.”

Lots more to come, no doubt, as this young femme fatale continues her reign. For now, she retains a solid #1 in our Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 Power Rankings, and looks set for many years of wreaking havoc and destruction on the once-powerful male species.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of July 11, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. (Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. We feel a future post coming on.)
2. Hillary Clinton. (Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.)
3. Morgan Fairchild. (Consistently in the top 5 of woman men would love to be dominated by, for a generation.)
4. Angelina Jolie. (Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.)
5. Lucy Liu. (From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.)
6. Jessica Alba. (Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.)
Domme Dietrich. (She’ll take Manhattan. That lovely pose Cameron Diaz just took was prefigured in 2008 by our DD. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.)
8. Eva Longoria. (At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #2 and #4 above.)
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com)
10. Britney Spears. (Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since ).

And the next ten:

11. Melissa Penteuk. (Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.)
12. Lindsay Lohan. (She is everywhere.)
13. Stella Van Gent. (Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.)
14. Cameron Diaz. (See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!)
15. Princess Nikita Fatale. (2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com.)
16. Sophie Marceau. (That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.)
17. Sharon Stone. (Could easily jump back in the top 10. Where’s Basic Instinct III?)
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. (Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.)
19. Christina Aguilera. (That kiss. Oh, that kiss.)
20. Sarah Palin. (We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.)

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to , preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

Wow — now here’s an image that takes in fetishes including giantess, high-heel, boot worship, trample-crush, cleavage, gold-digger, blouse-button-pop, victor-victoria…

and there’s more, but it’s getting a little hard to breathe in here.

Thus, with one photo shoot, Diaz becomes the first woman to leap into the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 without a public manifestation of dominance over a male since Hillary Clinton. (Teri Hatcher and Kelly Ripa made larger leaps in the index, but only after a public worship session with a submissive male).

Here’s our analysis:

Behind the lines: Art. A picture paints a thousand words, but a few words may help define what’s in the pixels. In the case of the recent shoot for Harper’s Bazaar, we’d say the imagery, especially considering the nice NY skyline graphic work, is deliberately femdom. Add to it the interview content, and the cover copy from the HB web site editors — “Woman on Top” (see below) — and it’s clear the symbolism was self-conscious.

Behind the lines: Life. Cameron Diaz’s life and career before this shoot suggest a little bit more vulnerability than fem-dom. We like the flirtations with younger males, suggesting an appropriate treatment of them as boytoys, but would have preferred to see them dismissed more summarily.

Furthermore, while we thought her kiss with Christina Applegate was solid, it was unspectacular. And we don’t quite understand the need to caveat this or any personal activity as either lesbian or non-. (“Sex with a woman doesn’t make you a lesbian,” Playboy, July 2010. True, but unnecessary.)

Given that demonstrating, and celebrating, the in-essentiality of the male is an element of the New Femocratic Order, a couple of style points get taken off here.

On the other side of the ledger, however, is (see the Harper’s Bazaar interview) her obvious pitch for a role as Lola in the forthcoming Damn Yankees — reuniting Cameron with Jim Carrey, and using her long-ago-proven dancing skills. There’s a lot to be said for it, and a lot to be said for the dominant instincts of any woman who wants to play Lola: A little brains, a little talent. All of which is enough to vault Ms. Diaz into the top 20, a large move for a single photoshoot.

And it’s pretty close to the single digits. For Cameron, we think, there only needs to be one more “confirmation sighting” to put her into the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10…. how about Derek Jeter in a public heel lick or foot rub?

Go for it, darling — “woman on top,” indeed.

Amuse Cameron Diaz: Subscribe to Harper’s Bazaar so they realize the public wants more femdom content in the mass media…