Celebrity Dominatrix

You fellas can’t seem to get enough of the idea of Megan Fox as femdom and ruler of the universe —

So here’s an old screen capture, courtesy of her official site (2008 archive)… and an opportunity to get more such images, in full resolution, plus announcements, updates, and Megan Fox Worship schedules.

All you need to do is join the new Megan Fox Fan group at Yahoo. It’s small, it’s new, it’s got a lot of competition. But note, it will be exclusively devoted to Megan Fox content.

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Kudos to Vanity Fair for being the ones to get an interview with Lindsay Lohan, and kudos to Lohan for not taking the facile route of making a sniveling apology. If nothing else comes out of her recent turmoils than this, this alone places her even higher in our esteem… and of course, has helped her to surge up to #2 on our Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20.

But there’s more to be said after Lohan’s j’accuse, and the Mediacracy’s knee-jerk response accusation that she must be in denial — and here at CelebrityDominatrix.com, where we take our conventional wisdom with a dash of femdom defiance, we’re just the folks to say it.

“Everyone knows” that Lohan is addicted to alcohol, drugs, reckless driving, scissoring, and whatever other aholisms she is (as everyone also knows) in denial about.

But here’s a thought: What if the Hollywood culture is addicted to concluding that megastars and beautiful people are addicts, compulsive self-destroyers? What if the booboisie entertainment press, to borrow from Mencken, is simply unable to stop writing snide, thinly researched analyses, followed by Schadenfreude editorials admonishing stars to “grow up” and “get their act together”?

In that case, it may be the press and the culture itself that are in denial.

Lindsay Lohan has checked herself in for rehab on at least one occasion — was she in denial then? Or behaving like a responsible adult — at least getting herself checked out for a possible problem? Is everyone who gets an evaluation, an addict?

Lohan wore a court-ordered blood-monitor for several weeks, during which time she showed no signs of withdrawal — doesn’t this offer at least suggestive evidence that she’s not an addict, but rather, a kid who has partied it up a few times?

These are just some of the common sense points Lohan makes in her Vanity Fair interview, and we find them cogent. Indeed, mature.

We’re reminded of the masterful Tiger Woods episode on South Park — the sex-addiction-denial episode — where, of course, one of the ironies is that the whole addiction-relief counseling industrial complex is rooting for an “addiction” diagnosis because it wants to get its Danegeld for helping people “overcome their disease.”

Anyone who questions the group exculpation sacro-sanctity is, of course… that’s right… “in denial.”

Here, Lindsay Lohan has chosen to be like the boys at the end of the Tiger Woods episode. She’s not running under the “I’m an addict” excuse tent to absolve herself from blame.

The bottom line is this: In some perverse way, it takes more courage nowaday — a lot more courage — to “deny” that you are an addict, than to give in, cry boo-hoo on 60 Minutes, throw all the responsibility onto your addiction, sign up for the services of some overpriced treatment whore, and receive absolution from the arrogant priesthood of professional celebrity critics.

Good for you, LiLo. You need have no apologies, and, indeed, probably deserve an apology or two from others.

Discuss this article at the Mistress Destiny Form — and take our poll: Lindsay Lohan vs. the Booboisie.

The 20 most dominant women in the world as of August 21, 2010:

1. Megan Fox. (Pictured, left.) Vagina power… turning down Bond for all the right reasons… and a lovely femme fatale role this summer. Only the somewhat weak box office performance of Jonah Hex makes her vulnerable to the ever-lurking femme now at #2:

2. Morgan Fairchild. Sixty years old and still to die for. The icon of a generation rises up to #2 edging political pal Hillary Clinton as our “Hot August” Morgan Fairchild series continues.

3. Hillary Clinton. Hillary slides, but only a notch. We still say Bubba Bill missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Are we the only ones who noticed how well she did among male donors in 2008? Hillary, hand that man a cigar, and ready the strapon.

4. Jessica Alba (right). Dark Angel has always been a kitten with a whip. We like what she’s had to say about Foxocracy, and the hypocrisy inherent in GOP types plastering dominatrix images on family television. e.g., Family Guy. Don’t get us wrong: We love dominatrix images. Just change the name of the network to FetishCOD, or something.

Nearby, she takes a public drag on a cigarette — ingratiating Fox and the tobacco lobby, we’re sure, but giving the finger to the PC set.

5. Angelina Jolie. Repeated femdom roles, and a frequenter of houses of domination in real life. She’ll make Brad Pitt the decade’s Bill Clinton before she’s through.

6. Lucy Liu. From Payback to Charlie’s Angels II. And we hear she digs dishing it out.

7. Britney Spears. Has now danced on the bodies of more men onstage than any female since Dolores Gray. And she’s left our celebration of Britney Spears Dominatrix post on her official site for more than a year, further enamoring us. Where Dominatrix Britney has gone, Lindsay Lohan needs to travel.

8. Sharon Stone. Back in the top 10, based on her cool dismissal of the over-rated (Meryl Streep) and the over kowtowed to (China.) Where’s Basic Instinct III?

9. Domme Dietrich. She’ll take Manhattan. If you disagree, you tell her; we’re not going to.

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Most men have never gotten over their Buffy fantasy, and neither have the editors of CelebrityDominatrix.com. She was the girlydom Morgan Fairchild, who grew up to be the girlydom of Cruel Intentions.

And the next 10:
11. Lindsay Lohan. Poised for a comeback. We still think she can be the next Britney Spears dominatrix, building on her lesbian instincts to become a casual destroyer of males and the male ego.
12. Eva Longoria. At least Tony Parker has the brains to live as a docile cuckold and valet. See #3 and #5 above. But Eva’s been quiet lately, and so has slipped several notches over the summer.
13. Melissa Penteuk. Foundrix of Humiatrix Nationix: res ipse loquitur.
14. Stella Van Gent. Her legs are like the Eiffel Tower. No, actually: Stella is more breathtaking, and, to boot, not located in France.
15. Princess Nikita Fatale. 2008 Femme Fatale of the Year at DieForHer.com and still that site’s most popular feature femme.
16. Cameron Diaz. See our July 2010 update from Harper’s Bazaar: “Woman on Top,” indeed. Harper’s headline… our motto!
17. Sophie Marceau. That one scene in The World is not Enough was, well, enough for us.
18. Queen Patricia, the Other World Kingdom. Proof positive that the right woman doesn’t even have to be seen to be dominant.
19. Lady Gaga. The kiss from Christina Aguilera kept us going for years, but there’s a new dominatrix behind the mic.
20. Sarah Palin. We’re looking for big things out of this woman. But top-5 spots don’t come cheaply. Let’s start with a public flogging of John McCain and Joe Lieberman. Sarah, call Mistress Cheyenne’s office.

Have we left someone out? Send a memo to mistressanna@dieforher.com, preferably with art, and you may change our mind. Literate entries from males (which constitute about 3 percent of the emails we get) immediately become the property of CelebrityDominatrix.com, and may be posted for the edification of others and embarrassment of the author.

And don’t forget to submit (heheh) your nominations for the new Celebrity Slave Toplist — men like Tony Parker, Bill Clinton, and others who suddenly realize their place in life is groveling at the heel of a beautiful woman.

Meanwhile, here are some discussion links:

Mistress Destiny Femdom Forum thread on femmes fatale. Say hello to some officious clown named Luke while you’re there.

“It’s easy to control men. They’re boys – they’re easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand.” — MEGAN FOX

According to a Fox publicist and an MGM official, she recently kicked the producers of the James Bond movie franchise to the curb, spurning their offer to make her the highest-paid Bond Girl ever. “I want a good character, a strong part, if I’m going to be in the Bond series,” she told a friend. “I want a role like the Fammke Jansen role” — namely, Xenia Onatopp, who converts several males into femme fatalities in her romp through Goldeneye.

Megan Fox faces strong competition from Morgan Fairchild, Hillary Clinton, and others — but, for now, continues her solid run at the top of the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 20 Fem-Power Rankings.

It’s more than Catherine Tramell, lesbian serial killer who brings rock stars and Micheal Douglas to their knees for oral service… but what if it weren’t?

Basic Instinct I, “the leg cross,” and under-rated BI II, “the belt asphyx,” are plenty to hang your hat on.

Lately, Stone has dared to criticize China, Meryl Streep, and other conventional-wisdom icons, episodes the Daily Mail and others always refer to as “gaffes” or “snafus,” but which Celebrity Dominatrix considers solid femme fatale ballbusts.

China? Stone says the earthquake there may be payback for the country’s bad karma in Tibet. Now, the Tibet cause may be a bit Hollywoodesquely narrow — let’s not forget tens of millions of slave laborers outside of Tibet, or the country’s brazen denial of basic political rights to more than a billion Chinese.

And Streep? Who isn’t tired of her? She was terrific in the Deer Hunter, even though we’d have like to see her fight back when her father slaps her around. But that was lat 1970s. Get over it.

Thus, partly because it’s been a slow summer, Stone surges back into the Celebrity Dominatrix Top 10, where we’ve had the nagging sense she’s always belonged.

Call it a hunch; call it an instinct. Yah. Sharon Stone dominatrix: Long may she cross.